I hate birders, I hate the south, and I love eating stuff off the ground

Joined January 2023
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I made this gif and I'd appreciate if people could spread it around. Have a feeling it could be big
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Sad slow version of soul bossa nova Old Man Powers stares at the ceiling while lying on his rotating bed Soundtrack: I hurt myself today Michael Caine: She's quite a lot like you, you know 10 yo girl with glasses and big teeth somersaults onto her bicycle Girl: oh behave
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Mr. Myers: I am also willing to play a Fembot’s husband or Fat Bastard’s friend.
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Inchworm on the sassafras
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Today I’ve been asked a bee species and two bird species. Gaining a reputation
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Lots of tweets about ET recently and I've learned so much, I learned that he represented a way for Spielberg to finally say goodbye to his father, And I learned that he has a long neck bc he got his dick crushed in a toilet seat and freaked out And I saw a drawing of it happening
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Scarlet tanager saying hi at work
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I wish Columbo was still alive...
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My ideas list lately: citronella-flavored beverage pyramidal meat car that runs on milk gong you can live in
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And soda for fish
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First dickcissel 💪 300m away, windy as fuck, but I got him
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Uncropped, 1120mm lol
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Gonna go to the landfill to look for bitterns again
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Heard the least bitterns, didn’t see them, got to see a dickcissel. 10/10
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The backyard grackle fledglings are fully grown and still harassing their parents for food. Bunch of NEET birds
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Your soil looks over farmed.
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I love Peruvian facebook because it's like "my grandkids found a bunch of skeletons on the property - what should we do"
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It's been nice having thoughts and feelings and all that but now it's time to go back outside and dig and dig and dig
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(1/4) There Are Many Frogs Among The Hydrangea And Other Plants At The Edge Of The Pond. 1,2. At Sovereign Land of Frogs, Young East Japanese Tree Frogs. 2026/06/12.
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Old baby beaver video
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New Ride For Revenge reminds me of the time I saw them alone at a Mexican bar and it turned out a bunch of my future best friends I met online were also there
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The bouncer laughed at my small pocket knife and I accidentally bought a BHOTL shirt with a swastika on it from a Jewish guy I’d later befriend
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