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Marty Conlon’s Pivot Foot retweeted
Jun 11
I paid $1,161,799.05 into Social Security, adjusted for inflation, over the last 50 years. So I can enjoy my retirement. Which started last week.
Also, I had kids to support this mandatory Ponzi scheme. You're welcome.
Jun 11
I’ve paid over $150k into social security
So boomers can enjoy their retirement
Social security runs out of $$$ by 2032
Who is paying to make sure millennials can enjoy their retirement? 🤔
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Charlotte area engineers, please apply for these Wells Fargo jobs. Force their hand.
Jun 10
Wells Fargo is buying tons of these classified ads in Charlotte asking software engineers to apply by emailing their resume to a special address
They likely have H1Bs doing these jobs fully remote, and are trying to avoid American applicants so they can get them a greencard!
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Knicks fans are making everyone forget just how insufferable OKC fans are.
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It is ABSOLUTELY amazing that they tried to end Hegseth’s nomination over an overtly and socially acceptable Christian tattoo by calling it Nazi symbolism but actively pretend that an actual Nazi tattoo is nbd.
*Amazing but not surprising.
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Marty Conlon’s Pivot Foot retweeted
Jun 8
I don’t think the L.A. election was stolen. What’s happening is legal.
The problem is that what’s legal in California is gross third-worldist slop that would make a dictator blush.
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She is literally expecting the mayor of NYC to intervene and require bagel shops to carry her preferred cream cheese.
May 25
The level of deranged reactions to this post is sending me. You requested an alternative cream cheese and people are acting like you've committed treason against bagels while simultaneously attempting a nationwide outbreak of deadly crosscontamination.
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I’m officially done with the NBA. At least the WWE doesn’t pretend it’s real.
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Marty Conlon’s Pivot Foot retweeted
May 11
Can someone on the left please tell me what rules we are playing by?
If Donald Trump saying
"March peacefully and patriotically" on January 6th is inciting an insurrection....
What is it when
Hakeem Jeffries calls for
"Maximum warfare
everywhere in real the time"?
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This tweet is proof positive of just how low the bar is for the WNBA. A standard bounce pass is deserving of sickening sweet praise.
It’s the little things with rookies that make a big difference in a game. Azzi Fudd catches and sees a 4-time MVP switch on to her. There’s no jitters from Fudd. Gets off the island in the corner and gets the ball to Jess Shepard off the bounce
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Looks like Stockholm Syndrome has set it in with the Georgetown fans.
I understand many can disagree, but I like what Ed is building and it’s just the beginning…
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One area that Jayden Reid excels at is beating the first level of a defense, forcing help to rotate. This should help create more opportunities for Sabol. Could be a magical duo.
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Miles Byrd is one of the only two players in the country with a 5% block rate AND 4% steal rate.
Dude is Justin Minaya with more offensive upside. Absurd.
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Gavin Hightower’s game is very close to Corey Wright’s. Doesn’t shoot from range, finishes very well at the rim. I’ll take it.
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