Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQ . Anti-vax. Anti-Science. Privatize HC! Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier.

Joined December 2022
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Friendly reminder: Every other Saturday I take to the airwaves to gaslight Albertans with conservative lies and disinformation. Give me a call and tell me how much you support me! NOTE: Have a conservative-friendly question ready to get past my call screeners! #abpoli #ableg
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Today is a sad day for the millions and billions of Albertans and Canadians who took the COVID-19 vaccine. So many of them clearly would bend the knee to Hitler and have now died because of it. #abpoli #cdnpoli
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Hey Alberta! 📣 I’ll stop the Alberta separation referendum on a referendum, if you can pin this Canadian flag on me. I bet you can’t do it! Give it a try: suddenlycanadian.ca/ #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
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Endless portrayals of false victimhood is a sign of mental health issues. This mechanism should work well for Alberta separatists. #ableg #abpoli

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Name a single realistic mechanism that Alberta can use to force Ottawa to stop its abuse of Alberta.
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Every week this thread comes out highlighting how bad things are in Alberta healthcare under me and my UCP. Every week I don’t care. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #UCPPUblicInquiryNOW #abhealth
*NEW* AHS Update V031 (Of 2026!) - ICU - Not updated since March 24th- It’s been 1,308 Days since Danielle Smith said, “HEALTHCARE FIXED IN 90 DAYS!!” Roundup of the long weekend, and even more closures ahead! Updates on Measles & Respiratory virus season as well! /1
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I really wish you would learn how to relax @nenshi. We’ll get the money back once AISH is officially ended and still have money to spare. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Danielle Smith is a separatist. The UCP is a separatist party. They are going to spend millions of public dollars to back the separatists and fight against the rights of Indigenous peoples.
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🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 Due to corruption and radical woke leftists taking over municipal governments, I am legislating that only my UCP can name or rename roads. 99th Ave in Edmonton will become Danielle Smith Street. 17th Ave in Calgary will become Mickey Avery Ave. #abpoli #ableg
Thank you Edmonton Councillor @michaeljanz for applying to have 99 Avenue, near the Legislature, to be named the #ForeverCanadian Avenue. What an honour for this unprecedented, non-partisan, grassroots movement. #Yeg #ableg #cdnpoli
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Remind you of anyone? Think hard. Like maybe someone in charge of the Alberta government right now? 🤷‍♀️ #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
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I’m a leader! I’M A LEADER!! I’M A REAL LEADER!!! (If I say it enough times people might actually one day believe it.)
If a leader consistently needs to use the not withstanding clause, then they’re not a leader.
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Who has time to fix healthcare, when there’s an entire judicial system which needs to be vilified and overturned? If you want to fix healthcare in Alberta, do us all a favour and stop getting sick or injured! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #ableg
Hello Folks! Just a quick update, on what ED's, L&D's are closed this long weekend! Emergency Rooms: - Hardisty Emergency - CLOSED until Tuesday at 7am, unless Virtual Physician available on Monday. EMS on diversion until Tuesday. - Boyle Emergency - CLOSED 8pm to 9am Daily - Grimshaw Emergency - CLOSED 7pm to 9am Daily - Coronation Emergency - CLOSED 5pm May 17 - 9am May 19th, unless Virtual Physician available. EMS on Diversion. /1
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Henceforth, I, Danielle Smith, shall forever be known to all as: Danielle the DESTROYER!! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Danielle Smith isn’t a separatist. She is, has always been, a destroyer. She was on Calgary School Board. Destroyed it. She had talk radio program. Destroyed it. Leader of Wildrose Party. Destroyed it. Premier of Alberta - she will destroy it. It is what she does, what she is.
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Good thing we have @LukasukAB’s petition to fall back on! Don’t worry separatists, I’ll pass a law to allow Mickey Amery to have final say on any referendum questions. Then he can revise Lukasuk’s question with yours. I’m fighting for separation! #abpoli #UCPcorruption #ableg
#BREAKING A judge has quashed the approval, by Elections Alberta, that started the separation petition. Lawyers for Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation say this means the independence referendum cannot happen, at least under this question. #ableg #cdnpoli
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Who cares? I’ve got good approval ratings despite a $9 BILLION deficit, the highest electricity rates, insurance prices and I just raised municipal property taxes. Besides, it’s not my money we’re spending. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Premier Smith asked about the effort and cost to hire up to 90,000 people to count referendum ballots this fall. She says she's not worried, saying paper ballot hand counts are the way to go.
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I’m not a hypocrite. I just don’t want Albertans having my home address. But it’s perfectly acceptable for Alberta separatists to have the contact info of every Alberta voter so they can use it for their own agenda and financial gain. That’s called ”Freedom”! #abpoli #ableg
Premier Smith asked if in light of the alleged voter data breach if she'd be comfortable sharing her address. "Nope."
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This is blatantly false and clearly an attack drawn by a radical woke leftist communist. There is no way I was asleep when the voter database was released. I was the one unlocking the cage to let them it! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
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Two words: Plausible deniability. #abpoli #auCPCorruption #ableg
.@ABDanielSmith @UCPCaucus Your guy was in the meeting. Why didn't he call the police? Why didn't he tell you? #abpoli #ableg nationalobserver.com/2026/05…
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Mothers are the heart of our homes and families. Their love, sacrifice, and encouragement shape who we become. That explains why I’m a unempathetic, narcissistic, who lies regularly to benefit my ambitions and entitlement. Happy Mother’s Day! #abpoli
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Can’t wait for Alberta to start building AI data centres like these! Rural Albertans are going to love it when electricity and water is prioritized to data centres and not them. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
The massive Utah data center, called the Stratos Project, will be as big as 2,000 Walmarts, will need 9GW of electricity to run, and will generate the heat equivalent of 23 atom bombs detonating every single day in Hansel Valley. The expected impact of wildlife is catastrophic. sltrib.com/news/environment/…
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Someone gets it! 👇🏻
She's not pissed about 3 million Albertans being doxed. Not pissed that Centurion has an illegal copy of the electoral list. Not pissed that UCP members are linked to Centurion. Pissed that the RCMP were notified. Rule of Law? No. Rule of Danielle the Dictator.
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Definitely NOT okay! I will lie and tell @MarkJCarney that I have everything under control. Then I will have Mike Ellis arrest you for even thinking of telling him.
Hold on let me tag @ABDanielSmith . Dani are you ok if we tell the Feds? Oh you are meeting with @MarkJCarney today. Ask him if it’s okay
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