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Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli

Hello! It is I, a fancy Broccoli. You may call me Cal. let us bring the world together through Broccoli and puns!

Joined February 2016
  • Tweets 195
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  • Followers 23
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Remember kids always plant more broccoli! #PlantAndPlantAndPlant #UntilTheWorldIsCoveredInGreenSprouts #broccoli #WorldConquest #IAmNotCauliflower
mob@m0bbert
10 Sep 2019
should i plant that broccoli?
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Whenever you’re in doubt, Remember that you will sprout. #BroccoleiveInYourself #Broccoli #inspirational #poetry #IAmNotCauliflower
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Hello all, after a long brocco-leave of absence I a back #TheBroccIsBackBaby
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Amen.
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Hear that Cauliflower? I'm taking over #Broccoli #For #The #Win #MissMeWithThatCauliflower #BroccIsBest #IAmNotCauliflower
HotDynamic ActiveWear Store@Twisted_spinner
31 Oct 2018
Move Over Cauliflower Crust: Broccoli Crust Is Here changelifediet.com/move-over…
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That's some Broc solid trick-or-treating
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I'm so psyched for this time of year, my costumes are always on-broc πŸŒ³πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸŒ³ #broccoli #VeggiesAreTheKey #LikeOnLock #Halloween #IAmNotCauliflower
My fitsporation? Dwayne "the Broc" Johnson #Broccoli #LetsBroccoliftBro #DoYouSmellWhatTheBrocIsCooking? #Health #IAmNotCauliflower
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Petition to celebrate the anniversary of this marriage as France's new biggest national holiday 🌳😢🌳 #Broccoli #BestDayInFrenchHistory #Brocktober
Marguerite Leroux@MargueriteL1986
19 Oct 2018
Broccoli was first introduced into France during the royal marriage of Catherine de Medici to Henry II of France #facts #funfacts
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My friends are going out tonight. I'd love to join them but, right now I'm Broke-oli 🌳😒🌳 #Broccoli #GottaGetThatGreen #FinancialResponsibility #IAmNotCauliflower
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THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW! #Truth
Tony Stank@josie_toporcer
6 Oct 2018
Cauliflower is ghost broccoli.
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What now Cauliflower?🌳😎🌳 #Broccoli #StepUpCauliflower #CantTouchThis #WhereIsYourCauliflowerPowerNow
Ninja Sex Party@ninjasexparty
16 Oct 2018
cauliflower is just scared broccoli
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I'm back! Sorry for the long wait but, you know what they say: better Brocco-late than never 🌳😎🌳
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Take inspiration from trees and Be-leaf in your self 🌳😌🌳 #Broccoli #Inspiration #PositiveVibes #IAmNotCauliflower #Tree #Unicorns
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Eat fiber kids! Your Broc-Colon will thank you later 🌳😎🌳 #Broccoli #Health #PSA #WeAreNotCauliflower #ConstipationStation
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Oak trees love puns, they are always down for Acorn-y joke πŸŒ³πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸŒ³ #Broccoli #Oak #Puns #Tree #YASQUEEN #IAmNotCauliflower
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A young sprout at camp asked what my favorite camp circle song was. I'm a pretty big fan of Brocco-lean on Me πŸŒ³πŸ˜„πŸŒ³ #Broccoli #Puns #Songs
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Fruit and vegetables working togeather! 🌳😁🌳#WeAreNotCauliflower #BroccoBros #Broccoli #FlyingLemon #TogetherBreakfast x.com/revolverunit/status/88…

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You go my Brocco-Bros! #Broccoli #Farming #BroccoBetterTheWorld #VeggiesAreNotVillains x.com/teamzanupflive/status/…

TeamZWπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό@TeamZw
11 Jun 2017
Pride Chikonyora(30) a young farmer in Goromonzi, grows, broccoli, garlic, onion, cabbage & potatoes. Support the young to reduce poverty.
This dude tho, he legit πŸŒ³πŸ‘πŸŒ³ x.com/hezzid/status/87422248…

Hezzi-Ds Recipe Box@HezziD
12 Jun 2017
Can't get your kids to eat their vegetables? Try these delicious Broccoli Tots with dipping sauce! hezzi-dsbooksandcooks.com/20…
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