I regret to inform you that we will be publishing a detailed analysis this week of the £5m payment to Nigel Farage, and whether it's taxable. It is likely to annoy *everybody*. (except tax advisers, which is all that matters)

Omg Trump is effing mental - listening to his stream of unconsciousness is bizarre

Just walked through London for only 15 minutes and saw all this - Recently voted best city in the world for the 11th year in a row - Serious crime rates the lowest its been since 2014 Don't listen to media outlets who make money by being miserable fuckers and dividing us x

Great analogy

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Those mocking Hannah the Plumber’s clothing would do well to know their history.

Heavily pregnant Adele (Big Mel’s granddaughter, Nell’s daughter) still jumping up to get the best hay - she’s clearly done her antenatal Pilates classes! From her shape I think it’s twins #lambing26 #farming #isleofman

I’d rather have Hannah Spencer dressed in her lovely colourful outfit, than a man in a suit watching tractor porn in the House of Commons.

RT @DrK_IngalaSmith: Huge thank you for the eleventh year to @jessphillips for reading the names of UK women killed where the suspect is a…

He's insane isn't he? I mean actually insane.

She was twenty-two years old. 🇬🇧 Her father kept the lighthouse on the Farne Islands, a mile off the Northumberland coast. She'd lived on lighthouses since she was a baby. 7 September 1838. A storm hit the coast. The SS Forfarshire, a paddle steamer carrying 63 people, lost power and drifted onto the rocks. The ship broke in two. Passengers were thrown into the sea. Nine survivors clung to the rocks in the dark. Freezing. Waiting. At dawn, Grace saw them from the lighthouse window. Her father said it was impossible. The waves were too high. A rowing boat in that sea was a death sentence. Grace said they had to go. Just two of them. A 22-year-old woman and her 52-year-old father. They rowed a small open boat through enormous waves. They reached the rocks. They couldn't fit everyone. William climbed onto the rocks with two survivors while Grace held the boat alone in the storm. They ferried them back in two trips. Every one of them survived. Grace became the most famous woman in England overnight. Queen Victoria sent money. The RNLI gave her a medal. Painters came to the island. She was offered money to appear in circuses. She refused everything. She stayed on her rock. Four years later, she died of tuberculosis. She was twenty-six. The RNLI still operates today. Volunteers. Every single one. They've saved over 140,000 lives. Because one morning, a woman looked out of a lighthouse window. And refused to look away. Be Proud Of Us. 🇬🇧

Remembering the Angels of Dunblane and their teacher on the 30th anniversary of that tragic day. Thoughts, love and prayers to their families, friends and everybody affected. #Dunblane #DunblaneMassacre #30Years @allontheboard

RT @MrsEmmaWebber: IT issues preventing inquiry atm. Due to resume circa 11.45am. In the meantime a reminder of the innocent souls murde…

Unexpected day in the Lake District tomorrow - currently in Keswick, need to be in Heysham for midnight (ish) - any suggestions folks??!

A trillion dollars. A trillion. For a war of choice. You absolute orange c*nt.

That was easy.

Reminder. The USA did not enter WWII until the attack on Pearl Harbour. King George VI and Queen Elizabeth (the Queen Mum) were dispatched to the USA mid 1939 to strengthen ties, but the USA would not budge. No lectures please from the Tangerine Tw*t. #BBCBreakfast #BBCLauraK

RT @sunflowerhart: happy international women's day to the most powerful scene in grey's anatomy

RT @punisersh: today is international women's day.