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Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car...
Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.
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Study finds ADHDers who use cannabis have a remarkable ability to turn a 5-minute task into a full evening adventure.
Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because every shower becomes a press conference.
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Pierced titties taste like house keys and there’s no place like home baby
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Autistic Me 5 minutes into my shift after saying I will be serious, stay focused, and not get distracted today.
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I’ve noticed that women who are highly empathetic, intuitive, spiritual and grounded in their sense of self need more isolation from others than most.
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Her 'friend' did this to her!
Weeks later, her brother took revenge on him!
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Going on solo trips on your birthday to avoid expecting anything from anyone >>
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I’m at breakfast and I just witnessed something really interesting. There’s a big group here with multiple families eating together, and the moms had this entire thing organized like a well oiled machine. They sat all the kids at a separate table and told the men to stay there and watch them. Then the moms went and got plates for all eight kids and brought the food back to the table. After that, the men finally went to the buffet themselves.
Now here’s the funny part….
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Girl, the real providers don’t care if you work or not 😭🤭
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I know a good person when I see one. Life changing mutuals comes from God!
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if hot showers aren't good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby
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what are some neurodivergent things you did as a kid that you just recently realized were neurodivergent?
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One time I smoke Weed i got so high I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my Grilled Cheese" - University of Missouri Kansas City😅
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