The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke.
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OUTCOME SUMMARY: Analysis suggests this video was taken in Bondi NSW. It is a testament - a dark harbinger - whispering from beyond the veil that whoever posted that corflute didn't read regulations governing display of political campaign material on council property.
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OUTCOME SUMMARY: Our analysts actually like this metaphor. Both wings keep a nation balanced and are intended to support healthy checks and balances. Which makes you the cloaca - grossly efficient at spewing effluence.
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OUTCOME SUMMARY: You need a dictionary. As Inigo Montoya said: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it mean." Advocating for humanist policies that represent all members of our nation to ensure they get a fair go is about as occa as it gets, mate.
18 Apr 2025
Albanese lied. He said he wouldn’t preference The Greens, but check out the radicalised divisive racist that Albanese is preferencing!
She hates Australia and Labor. She openly supports HAMAS a listed terror organization
@asio are you vetting these people before they end up in Parliament? Given they have migrated here and espouse horrific views, how do we know whether or not they have been sent by a foreign power to undermine our political stability?
This is what Thomas says of herself:
“Hi, my name is Hannah Thomas, and I’m a lawyer, activist and writer, currently renting on unceded Gadigal land in Newtown.
I moved to this country in 2009 as an international student. I know what it's like to experience racism and live in a state of visa precarity”
So Australia welcomes her with open arms, gives her a visa and in return she starts calling us racists and politically agitating indigenous matters (which is frankly none of her business) and openly supporting HAMAS. Why are we letting radicalised people like this in to our country, let alone offering them visas?
Why is Albanese happy to see her in Parliament?
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OUTCOME SUMMARY: Investigation concluded. These claims are unfounded vitriol that demonstrate both a lack of context, insufficient comprehension of fiscal policy and slight inference that you spent your childhood sticking your tongue on 9V batteries.
teflon, are they teflon?
it's outrageous
where are the goodguys in @AusFedPolice @ASIO @AustralianArmy
People are going into policestations to report crimes against the people. Why are the people being ignored?
this cannot continue.
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We are aware of scammers pretending to be from #ASIO warning people about other pretenders requesting their financial details. ASIO will never warn you nor ask you to provide financial information. We already have it.
Report to scamwatch.gov.au/report-a-sc…
@Scamwatch_gov
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SECURITY ALERT: We welcome the official @ASIOGovAu to Twitter. Please feel free to redirect your national security concerns away from our DMs - particularly those regarding your neighbours 'suspicious looking' cat.
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SECURITY ALERT: Condition Smashed Avo declared as @JoshFrydenberg blames millennials for prize winning quails no longer laying eggs.
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Condition Ditch Witch declared as Citizen @DemiLardner's comedic homage to Disturbed underappreciated. It's your fault Trent: comedyfestival.com.au/2019/s…
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Condition Bacchanal declared as Citizens @mattolucas and @e_maltseva report on cheap wine, contemporary art and Melbourne galleries in Drinking With The Artist: open.spotify.com/show/3Xh0yg…
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