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20 Mar 2019
Today my professor said “College is the only time in life when you are compared to others to heavily; once you graduate no one cares how long your path to success takes you as long as you get there” and that I feel is SO IMPORTANT to hear.
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My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: [706] Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com/
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I counted [562] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com/
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22 Jan 2020
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time
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2019 was a rough year, but it was also great. Except when it was bad. But luckily it got good again. Can’t wait for 2020. Until it sucks
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25 Dec 2019
Crabs just don’t know how good they legs is
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1 Dec 2019
When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny
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Watching someone behind you move to a newly opened check out line before you do.

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fuck it whole apple in the bowl
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me after the waiter says “enjoy your food” & I say “thanks you too”

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my parents' wedding videographer intercut a clip from kermit and miss piggy's wedding into their service?? without asking???
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me with cheese me without cheese \😃/ ☹️ | | /| |\ / \ / \
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POV: Me trying to explain “Internet Friends” to my Southern Mom
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20 Aug 2019
Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are
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20 Aug 2019
This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10
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16 Aug 2019
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Guy whose only job is to hit the kazoo once for @PostMalone
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me: so female french bulldogs have really narrow hips, therefore they CAN’T get pregnant normally and we have to artificially inseminate them, and THEN the puppies are born C-section which why you definitely shouldn’t buy one from a bree- boy at the bar: i think i see my friends
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