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bottlerocket @bottlerocket

#fatheroftheyear 2014-15

Joined September 2009
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My daughters door dasher bringing her a latte

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AT@primediscussion
Jan 23
Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.
Remarks
@remarks
Jan 23
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bald eagle spotted on a Minnesota traffic camera.
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Me looking for the Patriots offense

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Ebo 🇳🇿
@EBoKnowss
Jan 21
I’m loving weather twitter right now Everytime I refresh my feed it’s some colorful map of America, detailing a model I do not understand with the caption “I fear this is the one.” Or “Oh boy, buckle up.”
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The Bills need to grab @Belichick_B #billsmafia
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Drake Maye out for the season with a broken ankle.
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ALT I Got My Eyes On You Watching You GIF

Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
25 Nov 2013
Maybe the patriots should fumble again. That would help.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes
Jan 18
CJ Stroud against the Patriots
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Me suddenly realizing I get to watch football for two straight days now

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Replying to @MojangSupport
@MojangSupport yo, realms is down and I need to strip mine
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Again guys?

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Buck
@BuckOnTwidder
Jan 14
got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket
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Del Reid 🦬
@DelReid
Jan 12

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Mike Monaghan
@lifewithmikey52
Jan 12
Highmark stadium is officially closed.
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Yuval Kordov
@YuvalKordov
Jan 8
Marco Rubio realizing he has to finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire.
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Me at Starbucks staring at the menu and just ordering the normal hot coffee black

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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
27 Dec 2025
Me and the boys monitoring the Minnesota Somali fraud situation on YouTube
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Welp. This one hurt.
Will Compton
@_willcompton
25 Dec 2025
Not sure if I’ve ever gotten this emotional watching a commercial before The conversations, the memories, the music It all broke me Thank you for making me cry today, Chevrolet
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcerer
24 Dec 2025
I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight
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LOST
@TheLOSTworld_
24 Dec 2025
21 years ago Desmond called Penny. December 24, 2004. Christmas Eve.
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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin
24 Dec 2025
[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk
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