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Considering the US only exists in any sort of worthwhile fashion because of Europeans, it’s a little rich trying to claim anything really 🤷♂️
Also, the World Wide Web was invented by a Brit & you succeeded in space travel due to former Nazi scientist
Not done much really 🤷♂️
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There so much wrong here it’s unreal
What wallys put these things together??
Absurd click bait nonsense 🤦♂️
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And things like this demonstrate why Wales simply isn’t ready to be independent
Active steps to make it harder and harder while making less money for the hospitality industry
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Do you take bookings for overnight stays in #Cardiff?
Cardiff’s new Visitor Levy starts on 1 April 2027 and there are steps you need to take by 28 September 2026.
The Welsh Revenue Authority’s 10-step guide will help you get ready.
ALT Cardiff Council poster about Visitor Levy for overnight stays, with city skyline and stadium.
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Love seeing this getting rinsed in the comments for such a ridiculous tweet 🤦♂️🤣🤣
Liverpool fans may not like this, but the truth should be told.
During the game between Germany and the USA, Kai Havertz was spotted showing Florian Wirtz exactly where to make his run before assisting him.
I know many Liverpool fans will not agree, but moments like this show the football intelligence and awareness that Kai Havertz brings to the game.
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11 seats for Greens?!?!
The 16-29 year olds of Wales need to educate themselves
Shameful 🤦♂️
Jun 5
🏴 Result of the 2026 Senedd election if only 16-29 year olds voted
🔲 PLC: 71
➡️ RFM: 14
🟩 GRN: 11
Based on YouGov polling
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Why do people always do these with absolute wallys?
I’ve never seen anyone do any of these seriously, it’s always click bait nonsense
This is what winds me up with football social media 🤦♂️
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For someone who’s profile is based around making money, the fact that get the figures here so wrong is scary
But on a serious point, what do you expect, should students never pay back their loan?
I paid mine back a few years ago & I had no issue with it 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Jun 5
A graduate earning £50,000 pays 40% income tax, 8% National Insurance, & 9% Student Loan repayment. That is a 57% marginal tax rate on a standard middle-management salary
The brightest talent is being taxed at a higher rate than multi-millionaires. It's economic madness
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If ever you needed an example of an insecure fanbase, this is it all over
And people wonder why no one likes the Arsenal onlinefan base these days…
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Jun 6
‘That’s right 🤷♂️
I’m not sure how repeating what I’ve said (which highlights how pathetic & incorrect your point is) wins you any brownie points, but…
Well done 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Enjoy your first title in over a decade, you deserved it 👏👏
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Actually, if “rebranded trophies don’t count” the Premier League has only been the Premier League for 10 years
In that time:
Liverpool x2
Arsenal x1
So you’re still behind us 🤷♂️ 😉
Jun 6
Rebranded trophies don’t count, your rules not ours lil bro.
We didn’t win a league for 22 years because we decided to build a new ground and pay for it ourselves over a number of years, you didn’t win a title for 30 years because you were just bad. Rest.
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The £1.3bn will soon become more like £5-10bn and will take 5 years longer than planned, then have to be changed 90% of the way through and be wildly worse than originally planned…
BREAKING: Europe's first Universal theme park is being built in the UK with £1.3bn in taxpayer support, it has been announced
Chancellor Rachel Reeves says that 'the £1.3bn is for infrastructure. It is for the roads and a new railway station.'
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Let me start with I am not a reform voter
However, I do believe in political integrity & blatant lies which mislead people is simply not acceptable for the party leading our country
Be better please, we deserve better
First session of First Minister's Questions ✅ ✊
While Reform's ambitions are to privatise the NHS - the people of Wales have put their trust in this Plaid Cymru government to protect our NHS and strengthen it for the future.
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So apparently Arsenal and Crystal Palace are at the same level and that’s who they should be compared to
Fair enough 🤷♂️
Arteta won 2 of these within the first 9 months of employment and he was told he was trophyless for 6 years
He had never been a manager before btw
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Does this guy actually do any work?!?
He makes more videos than Steven Spielberg…
🚨Plaid Cymru promised to stand up for Wales.
In government, we’re already making progress on getting the fairness Wales deserves from Westminster 🏴
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The rewriting of history is scary
Arsenal fans should just celebrate their first title in Lord knows how long & enjoy it, not try make out it’s some sort of life changing feet
Klopp had a tougher challenge
Slot had a tougher challenge
Just enjoy the moment!!
Jun 3
Andoni Iraola inherits a £1B squad
Enzo maresca inherits a £1B squad
Xabi Alonso inherits a £1B squad
Micheal Carrick inherits a £1B squad
Mikel Arteta built it from scratch and non of these blank cheque managers will beat him to the trophy next season 🥱
Community note
Arsenal's squad was valued at €700m (similar to clubs like Manchester United and Chelsea), at the time of Arteta's arrival, having spent over €1bn on top of that since.
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Absolutely Josh! retweeted
Jun 3
Liverpool Football Club celebrates its 134th birthday today 🎈
The club officially came into existence on June 3, 1892, after founder John Houlding set about creating a new team on Merseyside that year 🔴
A special story was underway... ✨
ALT A Liverpool player touches the iconic 'This Is Anfield' sign on the way out to the pitch.
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In the last 8 years Liverpool have won:
Premier League x2
Champions League
Club World Cup
UEFA Super Cup
FA Cup
League Cup x2
Total: 8 Trophies
Arsenal?
Premier League
FA Cup
Total: 2 Trophies
Maybe compare yourself to West Ham or Spurs, you just edge them at 1 each 🤷♂️
Arsenal fans, it’s time we start addressing ourselves as the biggest club in the country.
United and Liverpool won more than us (before anyone was even born) but none of them ever have had this much motion and they never will. CL or not, they care far more about us than we do about them.
ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB. THE BIGGEST CLUB IN THE COUNTRY.
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Jurrien Timber wasn't dribbled past once in the Champions League this season 🧱
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Why on earth is this being done now?!?!
We’ve lost players on frees and missed out on managers that were available to do this now?!?
Our club management really looks to be in the bin!
On a separate note…
Thanks for the memories Arne & I’m so sorry it worked out like this
May 30
Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.
He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.
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Surely had to be Clement Attlee right?!?
Founded the NHS (w/ Bevan)
Built over a million homes after WW2
Introduce State Pensions, unemployment & sickness benefits
Expanded free education
Nationalised Industries
& was the only ever good Labour PM!!
Who beats that?!?
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He does know he can’t do both doesn’t he??
May 28
🚨 BREAKING: Andoni Iraola's talks with AC Milan are not progressing.
It is understood Iraola is interested in joining Liverpool and Bayer Leverkusen this summer.
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