I have introduced a drinks break to wanking and enhanced the experience no end

HOW IS THIS NOT A RED CARD ARSENAL ARE THE BIGGEST CHEATS??????? x.com/PLMedia973/status/2056…

Hi @SkySportsPL @SkySports - just wanted to flag that Don Goodman is possibly the worst and most biased I’ve ever heard on co-comms (and I’ve heard a lot of Alan Smith over the years). He’s a disgrace.

There needs to be an investigation into how spurs are reffed Total joke Raped every week

Wife made me go to couples therapy last week Nice office Two couches Box of tissues The therapist asked what brings us in My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction" I said "that's not true" The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional I thought about it for 11 seconds I could not think of an example The therapist asked how that made me feel I said "efficient" My wife looked at the therapist The therapist looked at my wife They had a moment I was not part of the moment My wife said "do you love me?" I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market." The room went quiet My wife cried The therapist cried I didn't understand why That was the most romantic thing I've ever said The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly" I said "what's your hourly rate?" She said "$275" I said "for both of us or each?" My wife picked up her purse and walked out I stayed to negotiate the rate Got it down to $250 Small win Sent from my iPhone

Cash in on him

Get this cunt out of this club Enough is enough

I admire a man who has perfected his art like littler as I understand the dedication required I can now just one flick stroke and finish before even hard Similar dedication required

Premier League Afternoon eskedit 5-0. Right here.

Cant even be bothered to wank currently Wake up Spend 5 minutes cursing the ex Kids Work Coach Eat Kids Gym Place system bets Spend 5 mins cursing the ex Sleep Repeat How am I meant to Find love with this schedule

Those boys from the Red part of Urawa done the job first up. 🇯🇵 Urawa o2.5 1.90💰💰💰 CMON Jeonbuk and your motor company.

Quote of the day for me

Just have a wank instead as this is far too much work

LA Derby tonight in the MLS - usually always a spicy affair. I’ve backed Over 4.5 Asian at 1.775 (2u) Also on Each Team 3 Cards at 4.00 (0.5u) Referee appointment pretty decent also - Guido Gonzalez who is averaging 4.87 cards per game across the past 2 MLS seasons.

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VR porn has been explored

I shine a laser pointer in my neighbor's window when they're gone. Their cat has trashed 3 sets of mini blinds chasing it. They have no idea it's me. Am l evil? Yes, I am.

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Hojlund isn’t shit, he’s just misprofiled tbh…. if you start thinking of him as more of a comedian than a striker for a professional football club you’d start enjoying his game a lot more.

John Mcginn when he’s shielding the ball in midfield