"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other" ~Some 14 year old "Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!" ~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

Budak suka complain kat tengah simpang

A literal Frog Splash is crazy 😭😭

Hades cuando Cerbero era bebé:

RT @stargirlBaird: this is exactly how my timeline looks like after the auto translate feature

gay people can never just say it’s a good song

nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

I’ve met 3 people in my life that absolutely did not like this song and every single one of them ended up being a really fucked up freak One walked in on his plug OD’ing, so he shot and robbed him One had a violent road rage problem and ended up rear ending someone on purpose, then when he got out of his car to confront the guy he hit, someone going 80 on the interstate slammed into him and killed him instantly The other one plays League of Legends You absolutely can NOT trust someone who does not like “Fireflies” by Owl City

???? I WILL NOT IGNORE PABLO HELLO????

- My horses: held - Rome: built over the course of several day - The ice I'm walking on: thick - Bit off: just enough to chew - My Book: judged by its content - My marbles: accounted for - The hand that fed me: unbitten

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

SEE YAAA CORPORATE SG

PUTANGINA SI OPTIMUM PRIDE

men i trust except everyone that's posting it is men i DONT trust

Poor Kurt. It's actually January 2026!

dawg that ain’t a pancake that a yu-gi-oh card😭

Its rumpapumpuming season

Shopee rider mogok ke pe pehal takde driver the whole day

This is so funny

Why when a MALAY MAN SINGER letak perempuan sexy or singing about SEGS is OK but when Dolla it’s wrong? The double standards in this country is insane.