Music Journalist / Author. Supporter of indie artists. Lover of day baseball, & B-movies. Part time ninja. Kicked cancer’s ass. My memoir, ChemBro, is out now!
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15 May 2021
On this date 4 years ago I had my final chemo treatment.
2 weeks later I completed Murph in under an hour.
A week after that I earned my 5th degree black belt.
My book, ChemBro, chronicles all of this. I'd love it if you checked it out
amazon.com/dp/1947381369
#cancersurvivor
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So I guess the refs were told to allow the Spurs to commit murder. #knicks
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When this #Knicks team completes the mission (hopefully tonight), our Mount Rushmore will be Clyde, Brunson, Ewing, and OG.
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On this date in 1986, "Never Too Young to Die" starring John Stamos, Vanity and Gene Simmons premiered in theaters.
BITE-SIZED FACT | The movie was intended as the starting point for a "Son of Bond"-type film series.
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I come here for the friendly staff.
📸 Peter Yuen
ALT A ginger cat sitting inside a stack of shopping baskets.
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Angry amidst the Gundams.
📸 mokmok.dan
ALT A brown and white cat with airplane ears sitting atop some model kits in a gaming store.
ALT A brown and white cat with airplane ears sitting atop some model kits in a gaming store.
ALT A brown and white cat with airplane ears sitting atop some model kits in a gaming store.
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Former Greyhound bus station, 1938, Jackson, Mississippi, USA
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June 13, 1989: Digital Underground released "The Humpty Dance" as a single. #80s
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1981 Masters of the Universe ad.
I loved these figures growing up, so much fun.
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Day 2 of the Box Occupation
Treato negotiations continue.
I have informed that compensation is calculated using a complex formula based on box volume.
As this is a very large box, my demands are also very large.
“premium occupancy fees.”
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Jun 13
Hear me out: we make new “Amish” towns, but instead of 18th century customs it’s just the 90’s forever. There’s Blockbuster and Pizza Hut, and no social media (but you can use AOL instant messenger).
Lmk when you guys wanna start.
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Jun 11
Y’all dropped the ball @MTA
If we still had MetroCards there could’ve been limited edition Knicks cards but alas
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A piece of mail came to the house addressed to my grandmother.
She died roughly 25 years ago, and never lived at that house.
The letter was a data breach notification!
Best of luck to whoever is attempting to be my grandmother. You owe me a birthday card in October! 😂
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Box gate
Following several hours of difficult negotiations, I have elected to sleep on the matter.
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We've reached "impulse buying multiple boxes of popsicles" levels of heat.
And yes, my freezer is now well stocked.
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Jun 12
We Stan This Man
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In 2020, Trey Mancini was diagnosed with cancer and missed the entire season
In 2021, he won comeback player of the year
In 2022, he won the World Series
In 2024, he didn’t play at all
In 2025, he hit .308 in AAA for Arizona
It's now 2026 and the Angels just called him up!!!
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Jun 12
Judging your purchases.
📸 Ben Casey
ALT A white and brown cat sitting inside a shop in Hong Kong.
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I’ve been told not to sit on the parcels.
I’ve also been told not to hold them to ransom
We’re all familiar with how that turned out.
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