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Prayer is less about changing God's mind and more about letting God change your posture. To kneel is to remember that the universe has a King, and youβre not Him.
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The world if everyone was a Christian
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Jun 2
I just accidentally closed a tab I intended to read 2 years ago
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Potential has an expiration date.
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Wait until you get to the age when you couldn't give more of a fu*k about other people's opinions
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IDC what the edgelords have to say.
I loved the joke.
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.
The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says, βYou deserved it, you horny bastard!β The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, βShhhhhh. Theyβre about to land!!β
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Jun 1
Gay Batman is the greatest hero of all time except he has one major weakness
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" How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
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May 31
fuck outta here with inks, I need matching scars...
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May 30
got access to millions of songs on tap, but none hit like her laugh.
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βIf the CBE appβs loading spinner generated electricity, we wouldn't even need the GERD.β
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May 28
said 'we should definitely catch up soon' and we both knew it was a gentle mutual fiction. No plans were made. Both felt relieved.
beauty in hollow promise
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May 28
Creepy? Iβm just in witness protection from my exβs group chat...
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Faceless accounts are so creepy
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May 28
Pulled a muscle in my dignity
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