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Joined September 2010
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jacob's answer i actually have to d*e
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#tvlspoilers "45? my bad" louis 😭 he's having the time of his life
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RT @sampunzels: sam reid giving me chills for 29 seconds straight
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RT @venomcoeur: this is probably an unpopular opinion but i actually think the human years were handled well & cover the basics of what his…
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Fake Louis fans only like his cruelty when it's justified, I love him even more when he's cruel just for kicks, that fuckinggg little smile he gives Daniel after tearing him the fuck down psychologically is a top 5 Louis moment for me
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“what is louis’ favorite weapon of choice: sword, cane, or machete?” “words.”
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Do we want to talk about how in the "Previously on..." section we could hear the rest of the "Never fucking happened!" line and how he was crying saying that last word? No. I don't. #tvlspoilers
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Watching these first episodes you have to remember that these are bits of lestat's story that he wanted to share, edited and filtered by his lens, he DOESN'T want to actually dig in the past. The rushed pace is intentional. Lestat never want to give the proper weight to things he's been through, he is always moving foward. I'm in awe how his season is adapting so well how is lestat's phyche as a narrator, the constant pompous classical music in the backgroud cut through flashbacks of his past to the present. He doesn't want to revisit those memories. Next episode he is going to sit and eventually being interviewed and I bet the rhythm is going to slow down, because he is not gonna be the one conducting the story anymore.
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truly a match made in hell
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i know alex albon is a patient guy but can we stop testing him
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carlos no longer the last ferrari winner but he held that title close for 590 days, mexico 2024 you WILL always be missed
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#TheVampireLestat (🍅100%) is the highest-rated TV show of 2026. Click here for more: editorial.rottentomatoes.com…
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Wow, is TVL literally the highest-rated show of 2026 by actual critics? I knew the reviews were great but I assumed other shows were up there with it.
#TheVampireLestat (🍅100%) is the highest-rated TV show of 2026. Click here for more: editorial.rottentomatoes.com…
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fake idgafer i saw you calculating the 54,554 days until you met your husband
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sam reid you could teach a masterclass on looking haunted
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Is this what men mean when they say they want us to be more feminine?
When female octopuses aren't in the mood to mate, they strangle and eat the male.
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CAN'T RELATE I'M HAVING A FABULOUS TIME
rolin said season 3 is their best season and even if the remaining episodes are going to be amazing and mind-blowing, ep 2 is kinda whatever. seasons 1 & 2 didn't have a single episode that felt like this
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sorry to use this tweet to make this point but I really do need the interview with the vampire fandom to give season 3 patience. it's absolutely incredible and I cannot stop thinking about the 6 episodes i've seen. just let them cook
rolin said season 3 is their best season and even if the remaining episodes are going to be amazing and mind-blowing, ep 2 is kinda whatever. seasons 1 & 2 didn't have a single episode that felt like this
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goodbye goodbye goodbye "Carlos Sainz last Ferrari winner", you were bigger than the whole sky
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