Voted "most likely to die" in high school. Musical chairs grand champion.

Joined November 2009
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Dan Renkema retweeted
COMPETITION! We have an ULTRA RARE VHS copy of What's Shenmue to giveaway! 😱 To Enter: ✅Follow the Dojo ✅Retweet/share ✅Like ✅Reply using #LetsGetShenmue4 Closes May 6th! Open WORLDWIDE!
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When I have a kid, I'm going to name them Cancer. That way when I hit them, I can tell people, "I beat Cancer" and they will cheer me on.
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walking
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You wake up in the real world as the last game character you played. What are you doing first?
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I found a sport I can play!
I’ve lost way too much money betting on this shit.
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Snakes can walk before I can.
Guys put a leg on a snake They invented the iguana, holy crap.
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In a world of fruits be a vegetable.
I'm setting this as my ringtone right now 😂
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I know some people think they're a good person, but I have never even jaywalked.
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Uploading fake videos without labeling it so should be penalized by the death penalty.
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Whenever I try to post on reddit
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids
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Trust the science
23 Jul 2025
Which ultra-processed foods may actually be good for you — and could even help you lose weight trib.al/ZPaviuy
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We should back in the war whichever side eats the most bacon.
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I finally found a sport that I would be good at.
27 May 2025
NEW: Man goes flying in front of thousands of people at the annual Gloucestershire cheese roll at Cooper's Hill in the UK. The tradition involves dozens of individuals who chase after a roll of cheese down the steep 200-yard hill. According to the BBC, two people were rushed to the hospital for injuries. It's unclear what the man's condition is in the video below. The cheese rolling event dates back 600 years. This year's winner was German YouTuber Tom Kopke.
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I would be embarrassed if it was my kid in blue. The kid in red walks like he is auditioning for the walking dead.
The kid in blue was raised right 🙌
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Dan Renkema retweeted
Tonight I'm talking the latest in Signal group text-gate, Jasmine Crockett calling Greg Abbott 'Governor Hot Wheels,' DVT hits the NBA, Stephen Baker @JrNormus sits shotgun, plus calls, email questions, and much more, LIVE at 9 ET! YouTube: youtu.be/tBu4UpdBDkg Rumble: rumble.com/mlchristiansen X: x.com/mlchristiansen Odysee: odysee.com/@mlchristiansen DLive: dlive.tv/mlchristiansen
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I never just walk in
18 Mar 2025
Had a really great time catching up with my buddy @Aimless_Gamer today! I’ve always said our friendships are like bank accounts. You don’t just walk in and there’s money in there. You have to put into it.
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Now this is woke right.
Joel Webbon, what kind of pastor, what kind of man, chooses to follow a disgusting groyper account like this? Are you going to take responsibility for this or nah? @rightresponsem
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You will never catch me doing a Nazi salute! Mainly because I can't lift my arms that high but still.
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Keep defending the kidnapping and murder of innocent babies, you evil fucking retard.
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Fingers crossed
7 Feb 2025
Dire warning: 6.3 million people can die from AIDS if US cuts funding trib.al/cXakgUZ
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