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This deserves to be the pinned tweet of the world.
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“It was, Marge, admit it”
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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ESPN implies that Gianni Infantino personally told Iran plans had changed and they had to leave the US for Mexico immediately after last night’s game in LA, leaving no time whatsoever for recovery. Iran’s next game is in… LA.
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Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat
🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too. Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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When I say I’ll never step foot in that place ever again if you do this I need you to know I’m not exaggerating. This would actually kill their bars and restaurants.
For so long, despite the constant price hikes, Disney never felt completely like a walled garden (esp. to locals). This move seems one step closer to that becoming a reality.
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Theres always a worse criminal waiting in the wings
A FIFA World Cup host country must guarantee two fundamental principles: the safety of the country — and the unrestricted entry of all qualified teams, officials and referees. The case of referee Omar Artan from Somalia is against one of these obligations. FIFA must never compromise the universality of football. #Fifa #Somalia #GianniInfantino #CAF #OmarAtan #DonaldTrump
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Jun 13
i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Quickly scrolled past this and deadass thought “oh wild they’re selling Saudi Arabia World Cup merch”
Except this collection because it seems very uncreative to just pick a few basic colors and slap a logo on it sorry🤷🏻‍♀️
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WWE ass attendance numbers
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Cannot explain it but Limp Bizkit blasting out of Hauler is so biblically accurate.
Jun 11
None of us have played Marathon? That's weird, last I checked I was NOTORIOUS
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“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
 “That is the only time he can be brave.”
Jun 11
Yay! The brave little pony hops over the tiny step
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Divorced white guy thrusters with an excessive overarch holding 15s. Peak Planet Fitness form. Gotta see his RDLs.
Looks like he is doing the bend and snap here wtf
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Jun 12
the work truck will prosper
Jun 12
Replying to @horsepower
can u stop posting pics of this thing i rly dont want to unfollow u
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he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17
Jerry Seinfeld courtside
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Has there ever been an op-ed that aged worse than this one?
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lmao you cant queue in with the cryo sponsor kit because Bungie broke item values in loadout. Good job guys!
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When I die for the love of god do not bury me in a Sonic themed casket. Just douse my corpse with gasoline and set it on fire in a mcdonalds parking lot or something.
First look at the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ themed funeral caskets.
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I’m ready to crash out
cold storage archive tomorrow got me feeling a type of way
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Jun 10
Amazon after laying off 30,000 employees because of AI;
More AI-generated code doesn't make your team faster. It might actually slow you down.
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The way I’ve seen British tourists casually sloshing around in Universal Orlando pools in precisely this weather.
There’s surely no way this game is going ahead, we’ve had a solid 60 mins of this now… Orlando fans, tell me different…
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