Writer/Producer the Simpsons 1989-now Co-Creator the Critic Producer It’s Garry Shandling’s Show

Joined April 2014
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Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Viola Fletcher, the last living witness of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has passed away at 111. Her legacy of strength and survival will never be forgotten. 🕊️🙏🏾
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Liza Minnelli has outlived 53 years of heartbreak. The NY Knicks have won the NBA championship.
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Who do we need to petition to rename New England to New Scotland? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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What I looked like the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Mirror-selfie. Via Pentax SP500. 55mm SMC Takumar F2.0 Lens. Kodacolor 200 film]
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The swamp is no longer a metaphor.
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BREAKING NEWS: White House insiders leak that President Trump fully understands that he has lost the war. However, he is baffled as to why Iran won't give him the same deal that he would have gotten if he had won.
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BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim of a deal being signed tomorrow, saying the insistence on signing the deal on specifically Sunday is engineered around his own birthday, calling it a "propaganda event" that Trump is trying to turn into a unilateral "symbolic occasion" for himself, along with his UFC White House event, per Fars. The Iranian negotiating team says it "will not permit such a media and ceremonial manoeuvre," explicitly stating that the memorandum of understanding has not been finalized and no signing will happen.
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🚨 BOMBSHELL! Rep. Thomas Massie confirms Washington intentionally hid 28 pages of the 9/11 report. He reveals Saudi officials and spies directly helped the hijackers! The establishment kept this secret and blocked victims from suing to protect foreign allies. Treason!
🚨 WOW! Rep. Thomas Massie exposes a massive global conspiracy. He confirms Washington actively covers up elite crimes, revealing the Epstein files led to the downfall of princes and prime ministers! The establishment protects powerful predators. Pure corruption!
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It is frankly embarrassing that a sitting U.S. Vice President is unaware of one of the most elementary facts of World War II. Nazi Germany did not negotiate an end to World War II. The war in Europe ended with Germany’s unconditional surrender after total military defeat and the collapse of the regime in May 1945.
JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
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World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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Are you Lisa or Bart?
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🚨 BOMBSHELL! Tucker Carlson confirms Donald Trump personally shut down the investigation into his own assassination attempt. He reveals Dan Bongino was completely terrified when confronted with hidden FBI evidence. The White House is covering up the Butler shooting!
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Charles Barkley says a $300,000 Bentley car costs you way more than you think "When I first got my money, I was an idi*t, I had like three or four cars. Dr. J asked me how many of those cars you got, you drive at the same time? I said, one. He said, well, why you got four?" "This money's got to last you the rest of your life, don't waste all your money on cars, everybody know who you are, you pull up in a Kia, or a Mercedes-Benz or a Rolls-Royce, that's Charles Barkley" "The problem isn't that you can't afford the car, it's that that $300,000 you spent on that Bentley, if you'd bought a cheaper car, you'd have had $200,000 more in the bank, and it would've been growing and growing" "One year, three years, five years, twenty years… that $200,000 is gonna be worth a lot more"
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Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE
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Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.
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Wemby inspired by fan throwing an egg at him: “If people are willing to waste eggs on you in this economy, you’re doing something right.” (Via @ESPMNBA)
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A Reuters/Ipsos poll reveals that only 16 percent of Americans consider hosting a UFC fight at the White House appropriate.
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The truth is that @RepThomasMassie, @mtgreenee, & @RepNancyMace risked their political career to work with me & survivors to pass the Epstein Transparency Act. This was a historic bipartisan initiative that exposed the largest cover up of sexual abuse in modern American history. @jaketapper
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