It’s funny when someone tells an innocuous story about their youth and you realise that explains they’re whole thing. Like oh yeah of course, Theo’s adult life is just doing little wiggles for chocolates.
Theo Von says his 70 year-old dad used to take him to bars and make him “wiggle for chocolates” as a kid
"my dad was 70 when I was born... he was born in 1910"
"usually if a woman's hooking up with an older guy, he's got some money... it was not money"
"he would take me to this bar at the railroad tracks... if I danced good, she would give me some of the chocolates"
"he'd be like, go wiggle for chocolates"