Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.
Joined March 2021
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14 Jul 2023
The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now!
Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.
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There really is an old Trump tweet for every occasion.
3 Jan 2020
Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
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Dem politicians should have this concern at the back of their minds but in terms of “mountain, boulder, rock” type problem management this is roughly “pebble” right now considering a Dem president with a Republican congress would still be an improvement on our current situation.
democrats are in for a very, very rude awakening the next midterm they’re incumbent in. there’s no roe to bail us out this time
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RT @stealthygeek: It maybe be just a single datapoint, but the fact the only trillionaire our species has ever produced is also one of the…
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People are calling this a threat as if there is any world where Trump’s fat ass makes it to 92. Dude will be lucky if he finishes his term before the McDonald’s takes him.
Happy 80th president trump. You will never catch me
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Alex Kelly retweeted
Unbelievable. The holiest site in Slavic Orthodoxy is on fire. The place where the Slavs converted to Christianity and became a European kingdom. Set ablaze by a decrepit Empire claiming to save Slavic Orthodox Culture.
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He’s been the boy who cried ceasefire like 20 times now. I’ll believe the strait is open when the price at the gas pump reflects that being true lmao
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump said in a post on social media on Sunday that the U.S. and Iran have reached a deal, opening up the Strait of Hormuz.
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Given that we’ve watched Game of Thrones at work I might be in one of the only jobs where this is actually “SFW.”
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Essas ginastas lançaram o desafio de fingir que são os brinquedos de Toy Story quando alguém entra no quarto e o resultado é surreal 🗣️
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In reality, World War 2 ended after we melted two Japanese cities and dog walked the Nazis so hard that their leader killed himself.
Jun 12
JD Vance:
If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Community note
World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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If we control the straits then why the fuck are gas prices what they are?
Pete Hegseth: We have controlled the straits this entire time.
Brennan: Right, but you're gonna negotiate with them to to reopen it?
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Biden had that one event when he fell asleep and everyone gave him shit. Turns out he did a secret 10-hour train trek to Kyiv to show support and was exhausted. Trump falls asleep multiple times a day for no reason other than he's old and out of shape.
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Stephen A Smith on CNN: "The president is certainly an upgrade from what we were seeing from Joe Biden in terms of his alertness and what have you"
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Alex Kelly retweeted
Today is @realDonaldTrump’s 80th birthday—so we wanted to remind him of his favorite card.
May every day be another wonderful secret.
ALT A birthday card written by Trump for his friend, Jeffrey Epstein. Included is written dialogue between Epstein and Trump, with the outline of a woman and her bosom sketched around it. At the bottom, the card is signed by Trump.
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What the fuck is he talking about? The Office is what you watch if you can’t handle the slightest edge in your comedy. If The Office were a weapon it would be a nerf baseball bat. Meanwhile Always Sunny is beloved while being the comedy equivalent of the Raytheon knife missile.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Republican politicians are allowed to go on TV and say the most gutter racist shit about a Super Bowl halftime show featuring a Spanish-speaking artist but if a single Democrat called what's happening on the White House lawn "white trash" it would be repeated for years
So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????
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yall see it right i’m not losing my mind
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If anything Firecracker was too subtle a parody of this type of media figure.
Jun 13
MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.
It’s all an act.
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Playing a shitbag Henry run of KCD and one shop guard is on sight with me. Every time I buy potions in Rattay he attacks me right after I close the sale. It adds a 60 groschen tax to every potion buy as the guards blame me but it’s worth it to beat his shit in out by the pillory.
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The same people who say “you import the third world you become the third world” cheer on the most third world leader behavior imaginable if Trump does it.
It really needs to be emphasized that Trump isn't just the most corrupt president we've ever had (and there's no close second), he's also the most corrupt leader in any modern democracy. This really isn't something you see in the first world.
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