Former CSI and crime commentator
Joined January 2015
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Jun 14
Trying not to be jealous - blame it on tiredness - but today I've seen peeps who aren't the nicest doing some pretty cool jobs - I wish I could be a grifter, but I sadly cannot
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Jun 14
Called in for an early shift last minute, and it's hard to stay awake with soft jazz playing in the background - it's like being in a lift!
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Jun 7
If the UK can't even sort its own defence out should it really be hosting talks on foreign conflicts?
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Jun 7
The taxi I pre-booked was 10 mins late, I get in and he asks if I’ve been waiting long… um… you ok pal?
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May 17
Loving the prologue to the musical - just cos you know the words doesn’t mean you should sing along- too right!
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May 7
Cos of today’s blender incident I’ve only just got to the polling station and I do not appreciate the 40 or so men outside trying to give me leaflets and persuade me. It’s such a waste to see the bin inside the door full! Guess no greens here!
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Apr 28
The receptionist at the GP just told a patient that they can’t book any appointments - if she wanted one she’d have to go online and get a link. 🙃
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Apr 20
Register to vote peeps! You’ve only got till tonight - you may think nowt will change, but that’s only true if you stay away from the voting booth. Do it!
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Apr 19
Due to a fire alert they kicked us off the tube, and my 20 min journey is now over an hour in a taxi. Fun times. Obvs hope it’s nowt serious
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Apr 13
Southport killers’ parents should take responsibility … a reminder of my insight for @DailyMirror @niadalton5 last year mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/in…
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Apr 4
Something dodgy is afoot @PureGym Whitechapel. Turn up for a class Wednesday but the trainer didn’t - then I hear today that the manager was hiding and told the trainer not to do the class cos is wasn’t worth it for one person! A paying person d*ckhead
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Apr 4
Something dodgy is afoot @PureGym Whitechapel. Turn up for a class Wednesday but the trainer didn’t - then I hear today that the manager was hiding and told the trainer not to do the class cos it wasn’t worth it for one person! A paying person d*ckhead
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Mar 29
I have been at work since 5am so I find it quite funny that 'did the clocks go forward' has been trending for the past 3 hours... if you are googling, your prob online with the right time right there
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Mar 29
If you were really against the 'far right' wouldn't you take the British flag back? Can't say I noticed any
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Alex Iszatt retweeted
Mar 23
Deputy Assistant Commissioner Paul Askew has made a statement on the fire involving four ambulances in #GoldersGreen.
Read it here: london-fire.gov.uk/incidents…
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Mar 19
It does make me smile to see so many outside on their lunch break! Yay sun and some warmth
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Mar 11
House of Lords agrees to axe non-crime hate incidents. So while one department wants them gone the introduction of the anti-Muslim hostility definition creates new ones… make that make sense!? vm.tiktok.com/ZNRH1an8v/
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Mar 10
Watching MPs argue all day about the problems with non-jury trials was kinda pointless when Labour has a majority and they’re told to vote with the party or face repercussions. Always disappointing to see ‘democracy’ in action.
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