misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.

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fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.
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another fun chat with my stalker tonight 🥹
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men view marriage as “a contract to have sex” — stay single
Calling consenting adults who are basically signing a contract to have sex rapists is fucking insane.
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somebody gotta pop this weasel
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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this is a quote by a multimillion whose wife left him for repeatedly cheating 😂
“Somente mulheres, crianças e cachorros são amados incondicionalmente, Um homem só é amado enquanto ele pode prover alguma coisa.”
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this is alarming. she’s surrounded by enablers. literally dying but no one wants to speak up and lose their paycheck.
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omg what if ariana decide she want travis kelce next
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I spoke to a European who has lived in America for a decade and he said everyone planning to walk to the stadium are idiots. … make sure you bring a big bottle of ice water! heat stroke is a bitch!
really funny seeing americans basically bragging that you can’t walk to stadiums in the us for the world cup as if that’s a good thing. why are you proud of your country being so inaccessible?
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imagine if a large portion Muslim men gave a shit about this… but alas. I pray Muslim women rise up and start murdering their oppressors, their husbands, and all those indifferent to the torturous deaths these women face.
Maternal deaths in Afghanistan could rise by 50% this year. After the Taliban's ban on contraception, women are being forced to give birth without doctors, miscarrying without treatment, and losing access to even basic medicine.
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Last week the Minnesota Republican Convention held a 30 second moment of silence for Derek Chauvin. Disgusting.
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women could read nothing but werewolf smut without ever once turning a lustful eye toward the family dog… meanwhile men be fuckin all type of animals without any pornographic inspiration.
I hate to break it to you buddy, but no matter what you think of women's erotica & especially the dark romantasy dreck, no actual human beings are trafficked, raped, coerced or harmed by any of it. Something the porn industry could never say.
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our kids will react to the misogyny in rap music the same way we react to homophobia on 2000s movies. “why is there SO MUCH? and everyone was just OK with this??”
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alice hamilton retweeted
No one does more honor killing than white dudes but you'd never know because all the media coverage is so positive
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Florida dad slaughtered daughters and ex-wife before killing himself. Read more: tmz.me/4em70nf
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I need to start writing my books. I keep telling myself that listening to audiobooks counts as working on my own series. “I’m doing research! I’m learning to write!” and I am but…. It’s been 4 years since I discovered my magnum opus and it’s past time to put pen to paper.
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this was bound to happen due to sex-selection abortion, femcide, and the infanticide of baby girls. everyone wanted sons and now there are 45 million more men in India than women. this is the same reason India is currently experiencing an epidemic of rape.
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India's fertility rate has fallen to 1.9, the first time in modern history its gone below replacement rate. If this trend continues, India's population will gradually decline.
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I LOVE this statement — however I’m confident there is a mistranslation here. If the “world” born from my body? I think the original woman was saying “WARD.” but Americans mixed it up because of her accent. I could be wrong tho.
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I love seeing trans joy 🏳️‍⚧️ yall deserve every good thing in this world 💕
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RT @PetiteEbonyGirl: 4 men requested an uber van last night. A woman came to pick them up, during the trip they started telling her that th…
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if you’re cheating on your girlfriend she’s allowed to go thru your phone. “Who’s worse the cheater or the snoop??” the cheater and it’s not even close.
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absolutely unhinged for this man to approach Rihanna when he was in the midst of a messy divorce off a 15 year marriage. maniac.
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Chris Rock says Rihanna "uncle zoned" him. "She didn't even register me as a sexual being."
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alice hamilton retweeted
this was literally the whole point of ai
BREAKING: President Trump says all pics in Epstein's file are edited, fake and AI generated, he never visited Epstein island.
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