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13 Dec 2019
Als sie die Muslime holten, habe ich geschwiegen. Ich war ja kein Muslim.
Als sie die Grünen holten, habe ich geschwiegen. Ich war ja nicht grün.
Als sie die Sozis holten, habe ich geschwiegen. Ich bin ja kein Sozi.
Als sie mich holten, gab es niemanden mehr, der reden konnte.
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Why is Apple constantly hiding the section to update apps deeper and deeper in the App Store?
It used to be one tap, then two, now three!
Almost like Apple doesn’t want people updating …?
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Implying that’s not yet another of the millions of reasons to.
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there are so many things where brits are justified in making fun of us Americans but for some reason they keep trying to do it about food
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A bit of #trainspotting in Switzerland.
Fourth pic is Singen station, so still kinda relevant. And also: Me like, or in German, _maggi_ x3
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I still had two travel days on my Interrail pass. Can’t let those go to waste.
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q.e.d.
Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
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Dieser <Ausdruck auf Anraten meines Anwalts entfernt> lügt echt wie gedruckt.
Wobei, der war ja auch bei #HaltDieFresseBild, da gehört das Lügen bei jedem Druck zum guten Ton!
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The Hörnle is absolutely awesome because it gives you a spectacular panoramic view across the beautiful parts of Bavaria (i.e., not Munich) and at only 1550 m above sea level, it’s beginner-friendly.
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Plus in summer you can go to both the Hörnlealm (meal pictured) and the Hörnlehütte for food and drinks!
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And for a personal first, I scaled all three peaks (front, middle and rear); pic is from the front peak showing middle (right) and rear (left).
The tracker refused to turn off when I boarded the train back, so distance and time are off.
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It’s really nice if practically all working time you need to spend on your ‘side hustle’ today is taken up by a video call with clients. Very low effort/high reward billable hours production!
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