🐊12-13 Sep 2025 🐊 Kraków, Poland 🐊
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Get ready for AlligatorCon! October 1, 2 and 3, 2026, in Kapelanka, Kraków, Polska (aka Pierogiland)
We upgraded our website too! We're giving this fancy new OS a try, let us know what you think... alligatorcon.eu/
As always, send your papers to: cfp@alligatorcon.eu
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Of course, now that we changed our website style, someone else comes in and rips off the old one 😒
whitehouse.gov/aliens/
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THC ❤️ 🐊 .
Get ready for AlligatorCon! October 1, 2 and 3, 2026, in Kapelanka, Kraków, Polska (aka Pierogiland)
We upgraded our website too! We're giving this fancy new OS a try, let us know what you think... alligatorcon.eu/
As always, send your papers to: cfp@alligatorcon.eu
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Mar 23
NVIDIA fixed NemoClaw to "prevent the sandboxed AI agent from modifying gateway security settings (openclaw.json)"
Except it didn't work. The AI can just make a copy of the settings and restart pointing at that new config. Same result.
They're really struggling with the basics.
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That’s not how anything works. And we love it. Please keep shoehorning LLMs everywhere… it’s like going back to the 90’s! 😈
Mar 23
Can LLMs be PROVABLE computers?
Percepta showed that a transformer can BE a computer. Compiled weights, deterministic execution, 30k tokens/sec.
But nobody asked the obvious follow-up: how do you know it computed correctly?
So I built the verification layer. A STARK that proves it 👇
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9 Jul 2015
Apparently Nicholas Lemonias, our old friend famous for the FD comments, works in @Trustwave (now @Singtel).Charlatans get a job in security
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20 Nov 2025
So, we got an abuse complaint today... about our 2017 webpage.
He's wrong though. We meant another Nicholas Lemonias. He's into satanism and drugs, and he's WAY cooler.
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20 Nov 2025
By they way, here's an interesting read: attrition.org/postal/asshats…
@attritionorg
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23 Mar 2025
We have a date! 🥰
Oh wait, it's the other kind of date... a date for the conference!
AlligatorCon 2025, 12-13 September @ Kraków, Poland (aka Best City in the World).
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23 Aug 2024
Updated web page with this year's schedule. But the juiciest talks are the ones we cannot talk about! ;)
alligatorcon.eu/#Talks
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THC will give away (for free) 80 📖 PHRACK 📖 HardCovers at @AlligatorConEU 🐊(Kraków 🇵🇱) this September. Kudos to the new @phrack staff for the upcoming #7️⃣1️⃣ release ❤️ 👉👉👉 MAIN release at @defcon THIS WEEK 🌅
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Which one looks cooler?
Old one on the top, decomissioned
New on the bottom, under construction
#hacktheplanet
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25 Jun 2024
The event is fully booked, but our call for papers is still open. This is your chance, submit now! cfp@aligatorcon.eu
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24 May 2024
All of the invite emails went out today for guests from previous editions. If you didn't get yours, 1) make sure to check ALL your email accounts, 2) if we really forgot about you send us an email and we'll sort it out ASAP
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24 May 2024
Did you think we forgot you this year, fellow lizards? We are back! Back... to our roots!
AlligatorCon 2024, 5, 6 and 7th of September @ Kraków, Poland (aka Pierogiland)
Don't miss out!
alligatorcon.eu/
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30 Mar 2024
Not all heroes wear capes. Some benchmark their ssh connections.
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