At every tedious ‘team’ meeting,my only thoughts are how did they get this big table through that door 🚪, and what shall I have to eat later tonight 😋

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Replying to @RealCandaceO
You’ll do great 👍
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Solicitor General Ellie Reeves has referred the sentence of Vickrum Digwa, the killer of Henry Nowak, to the Court of Appeal under the unduly lenient scheme, saying “this case horrified me, and I know that feeling is shared by the British public."
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My son is 16. Ill take any and all steps available to help him avoid this social media curfew. Moronic government. If he wants to watch YouTube, he bloody well can. Utter tyrants.
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A company that flogs bath bombs encouraging healthy young women to mutilate themselves. An insult to breast cancer survivors who have no choice. How is this ever acceptable? 😔#Lush #women
Lush UK. Promoted by Chelmsford City Council.
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Replying to @AlistairCarns
You might have resigned, but you're still part of the worst government in centuries. I wish for once one of you dumb fuckers would step outside the Westminster echo chamber and see what's REALLY going on...
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She couldn't have known. There were no signs. Nothing out of the ordinary happened right in front of her. What husband wouldn't shell out £4k for a pair of his wife's old shoes? Happens every day. dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Hi @elonmusk, here’s an opportunity to do something hilarious
🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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Switzerland votes to reject a cap on its population in a referendum, which would have put a legal limit on immigration numbers. We should absolutely hold the same referendum here in the UK. news.sky.com/story/switzerla…
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Blue Sky not blocked for obvious reasons, they need to be groomed somewhere.
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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17 year old girl in critical condition after being stabbed near Burnley. Suspect looks remorseful.
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🚨 BREAKING: Four Palestine Action activists have been jailed for a total of 22 years for causing £1.2m worth of damage and fracturing a police woman's spine at an Israeli weapons factory
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They spent £12 billion raising 2-child benefits cap (for mostly foreign parents) to buy votes. Now they have run out of money for defence. We remove these clowns or we completely fail as a nation.
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Inam Khan groomed a 14-year-old girl in Suffolk and a 12-year-old girl in Sussex.. both on Snapchat. Both children. Both alone when he found them. He drove from Northamptonshire to Suffolk to rape the 14-year-old. Then, while on bail, he drove to Sussex and abducted the 12-year-old. Drove approximately 600 miles across two trips to get to her. Convicted of rape, attempted rape, abduction and sexual assault. Jailed for 19 years at Hove Crown Court. He was on bail when he abducted the second child. On. Bail. A man already charged with raping a child was granted bail and used that freedom to abduct another one. How many times does this have to happen before the system changes? #grooming #predator #awareness #share
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More money needed for Defence ? Why don’t we stop the Republic of Ireland freeloading on UK ? An officially neutral country that spends zilch on defence,criticises NATO and takes U.K. to court over Legacy yet relies on our free defence capabilities to protect their country
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“The White Star Line is delighted to appoint a new purser for its flagship vessel The Titanic”
Dan Jarvis MBE MP @DanJarvisMBE has been appointed as Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.
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BREAKING: Al Carns quits government as Armed Forces Minister Second MoD resignation today
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Worst-ever Chancellor Rachel Thieves ( including Lamont) is briefing that Healey was suggesting schools and hospital budgets be cut to pay for defence. That’s crap. Abandon Net Zero ( estimated £15-30bn) and we’d have all the bombs and bullets required.
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Les Dawson was enjoying a Berni Steak in 1980
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Now it emerges Hadi Alodid was born in Saudi Arabia, got a boat across the Med from Libya before flying into Ireland from Paris. First he was Somali, then Sudanese, then Saudi. First he flew directly from Khartoum, now he got a boat to EU. We have NO IDEA who these people are!
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Suicidal empathy is the Labour government splurging £10 billion a year on welfare for foreigners, £13 billion a year on foreign aid, and £15 billion in the coming years on hotels & HMOs for illegals and then saying “sorry no money for our own national defence” 🤡
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Happened in Ilford today, where a young child was hanging from the window but was saved by an officer and a man
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