Not a chipmunk
Joined November 2007
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Alvin retweeted
3 Mar 2023
BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.
My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”
Let all your republican friends see this video! twitter.com/TheProblem/statu…
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Alvin retweeted
17 Dec 2022
They posted our exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Imperial terms of service.
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Alvin retweeted
12 Dec 2022
The richest man on the planet, whose lavish upbringing was financed by an emerald slave mine in Zambia, wants you to believe that growing awareness of systemic inequality and injustice is the number one existential threat.
I wonder why.
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Fifteen years(!) and two days after its original launch, I am re-launching istwitterdown.com
Blog post with more context: theryanking.com/post/is-twit…
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
If you die on Twitter you die in real life.
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
In a weird way, I think that the destruction of this platform by an arrogant billionaire with no understanding of how humans interact with one another sort of brought us all closer together again.
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
Ok new plan: we just create a shared google doc and all write our tweets there in order, but everyone has to agree to keep to under 240 char.
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
Imagine all the things one could do with $44 billion
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Alvin retweeted
Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
Okay, seems like it’s time to ration. Everyone gets one more tweet and that’s it. Make it count
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
The Old God prepares for final battle
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Alvin retweeted
18 Nov 2022
#Breaking
Mass resignations at #Twitter underway after #ElonMusk asks remaining employees to commit to "Hardcore Twitter." All employees locked out of the building unit Monday. Visa holders likely the only remaining employees.
Story ➡️ bit.ly/3V2HuHP
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Alvin retweeted
13 Nov 2022
So friends sharing a video of my first post-election briefing. This is from Friday and is very fresh and comprehensive. Q and A was spirited and smart.
Bottom line - good week for Democracy, bad one for MAGA.
Do watch and let me know what you think. 1/
ndn.org/simons-first-post-el…
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