Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
5 Nov 2024
There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had
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14 Oct 2024
Maybe now the world's most famous hedgehog? Big thanks to @SpichakSimon and Goober for being sources here. This was such a fun piece to write!
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
12 Oct 2024
Tarik Skubal had thrown 17 innings of scoreless baseball this postseason. He looked practically unhittable.
On two pitches, the Guardians scored five runs off him.
Baseball makes no sense sometimes -- and that's why it's the best.
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
6 Oct 2024
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MIN Vikings: C.Ham 2 yd. run (W.Reichard kick) NYJ 0, MIN 17
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
17 Sep 2024
God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
3 Sep 2024
What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps. x.com/dlberes/status/1830719…
2 Sep 2024
People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
9 Jul 2024
"Waiting For You" is out now—a love song written for and about the band. Thank you all for being a part of it 💘💘💘 Stream and buy tickets to the Forever and Ever Tour: linktr.ee/charlybliss
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
8 Jul 2024
Terrific
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
16 Jan 2023
Bean Pie Heaven
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
11 Jun 2024
A tool for a better life.
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learn more & pre-order today:
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Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars? eater.com/24105047/you-dont-…
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
13 May 2024
In @FastCompany, I wrote about how wild it is that Ford, GM, and Stellantis no longer offer any sedan models in the US.
That's bad for Americans -- and it's risky for the Big Three.
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Brian Sutorius retweeted
8 May 2024
A "no-hitter alert" from Greg that lasted... one pitch 😂
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Downtown West Palm Beach venue previously known as CityPlace gets new name ... CityPlace
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The Starting Line on Getting a Taylor Swift Shout-Out in 'The Black Dog,' 22 Years After Pop-Punk Band's Breakout: 'It's an Unexpected Showering of Love' variety.com/2024/music/news/…
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20 Apr 2024
Out grocery shopping (for, like, real food and not snacks!) and people fist bumping me
20 Apr 2019
Truly an unfortunate day to walk around with Resting Stoned Face, as I have my entire life
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