PHPerson, dog trainer, horseback rider, and shrimp rancher 🦐.
Joined December 2009
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9 Oct 2024
Milton didn't even buy me dinner first. :(
9 Oct 2024
Milton’s track evolution is evolving slightly different than modeled — last night & this morning it tracked right (south) of forecast, but failed to turn right as quickly as models depicted and is now deviating left (north) of forecast.
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25 Sep 2024
This thing is quickly becoming a monster...
25 Sep 2024
4PM CDT Sep 25: #Helene strengthens and moves into the southeastern Gulf of Mexico. Preparations to protect life and property from storm surge and damaging winds along the Florida Big Bend Coast need to be rushed to completion today. Check back frequently for updates at hurricanes.gov
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24 Sep 2024
tomorrow i am going to develop an entire neovim plugn from scratch live on x and twitch (also yt, but no one likes yt)
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17 Sep 2024
u have been visited by the sheriff of pentesting. check ur creds and IAMs or u will be sent to bsd jail.
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12 Sep 2024
Hey fam. I'm hiring for my team at PlayStation. Wanna work on our innovation team? job-boards.greenhouse.io/son…
this is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of role, i'm looking for folks in that category of "people I'd love to start a business with" -- this isn't just straight up IC work
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12 Sep 2024
Them: Oh you ride horses! That must be so ✨aesthetic✨
Horses:
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12 Sep 2024
There's some cool stuff in the latest Laravel release (see thread!) but I am WICKED excited for this.
12 Sep 2024
The Concurrency facade allows you to fan out closures to child PHP processes for concurrent execution. Fork and "sync" drivers are also provided.
Concurrent closure execution can also be deferred. ⌛
laravel.com/docs/11.x/concur…
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12 Sep 2024
We've shipped the framework features I demoed at @LaraconUS. 🚀
Here's what's included... 🧵
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12 Sep 2024
The job market is definitely as bad as people say it is. Out of 122 applications, I've had 2 interviews and 6 rejections. Most aren't even getting back to me 😬 Feels like 2008 again.
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5 Sep 2024
You've got a long-running background job with multiple steps.
How do you keep your users in the loop to let them know how things are going?
New video up where I walk through one way you might do this in @LaravelLivewire with wire:poll and a neat trick to dynamically poll. 😉
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11 Sep 2024
I wanted to add a reporting feature to something at work and went through a process of wire framing->mocking in Invision->user interviews->MVP->feedback->repeat for 2 years :D
11 Sep 2024
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11 Sep 2024
I’m not even gonna lie to y’all we used to do this when I worked at a stable. It smells like chemicals and tastes like expired apple Mio but we weren’t hungover 🤷♀️
10 Sep 2024
Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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Amanda Folson retweeted
11 Sep 2024
There is absolutely no better place to start learning Laravel (or PHP for that matter) than with @jeffrey_way at @laracasts
This is exactly where I started my Laravel journey 8 years ago.
Best $9 I've ever spent
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11 Sep 2024
That was so stupid that I had to get back on Twitter to shout into the void about it.
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8 Oct 2020
The fly on Pence's head managed to land on the largest pile of shit in the room. Amazing.
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6 Oct 2020
Jfc just need to make it to the election and then I can end this nightmare.
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Amanda Folson retweeted
5 Oct 2020
Does anybody have a self-hosted GitLab instance I could use, please?
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