Former Blacktown Workers Cricket club great, Canberra Raiders fan, Full time wiki editor, Dodgy impersonator...

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Danny Ando retweeted
Roy Keane on Turkey losing 2-0 to Australia national soccer team in their World Cup opener: 🗣️ “I don't want to hear excuses. Before the match, everyone was talking about Turkey as if the three points were already in the bag. Well, football doesn't care about predictions. Australia looked like a team playing for their lives. Turkey looked like a team waiting for something to happen. That's the difference. One side competed, the other side expected. What annoys me most is the attitude. You can forgive mistakes. You can forgive missed chances. But you cannot forgive a lack of urgency at a World Cup. Australia won the physical battle, the mental battle, and in key moments they won the football battle too. That's embarrassing if you're Turkey because they were supposed to be the team making the statement tonight. Some players will look at the tactics, some will blame luck, and some will point fingers elsewhere. Nonsense. Start by looking in the mirror. World Cups are not won by talent alone. The harsh reality is this: Australia arrived believing they could win. Turkey arrived believing they should win. One mindset creates history. The other creates headlines like this.”
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Danny Ando retweeted
Replying to @AndoDanny
Fuk off cunt you’ve never heard of him until today or else you would of previously tweeted it years ago
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Big fan of the name Jacob Italiano. Would be like a bloke being called Giuseppe Australian #FifaWorldCup
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Gutted. Heartbreak for my beloved Haiti #FifaWorlCup2026
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Impressive. Cop that PNG.
Most consecutive ODI innings with 0 runs for the opening wicket: Papua New Guinea - 4 in 2022 Australia - 4 in 2026* #BANvAUS #BANvsAUS
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No way this kid's a Tigers fan by the age of 12. I was forced to follow the eels as an infant by their 1995 team spearheaded by Stu Galbraith, Chris Lawler & Dean Sampson broke me.
You really can’t make this stuff up 🤦‍♂️
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Danny Ando retweeted
duckett - noosa gay - first game bethell - wellington root - hates captaincy brook - wellington smith - issues with bouncers stokes - saracens atkinson - saracens tongue - wellington ollie robinson - ollie robinson congratulations new england captain shoaib bashir
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Now fuck right off Broncos. Go on. Fuck right off #NRLBroncosTitans
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Unlucky Coops. Copped a good 1 early.
No respite for the Aussies! The visitors continue to crumble as Abrar deceives Connolly 🎯 ➡️ Download #PCBLIVE app now 📲 Google Play Store: play.google.com/store/apps/d… Apple App Store: apps.apple.com/gb/app/pcb-li… Watch Live: live.pcb.com.pk/home #PAKvAUS | #TakraarKaTime | #BackTheBoysInGreen
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Fuck off Joe. Go on. Fuck right off #ENGvNZ
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If Billy didn't hate Corey Horsburgh you'd say he'd be the logical replacement. He does though and he won't be. He'll go with some spud like Mo Fotuaika
Pat Carrigan will miss Origin 2 - he suffered a syndesmosis injury in Round 13 that is expected to cost him 3-4 weeks. Thankfully has avoided surgery for now (likely moderate grade sprain) Gehamat Shibasaki is also out multiple weeks after suffering a grade 2 MCL sprain (partial ligament tear). The Broncos expect him to miss 5-6 weeks.
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No pressure son
There’s no bigger advertisement for Test cricket than if Sooryavanshi tells the world his dream is to play red ball for India. Our hopes sit with you young sir.
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Poor kid just wants to play in a World Cup. Knows he's no chance if he stays with Italy. Football superpowers like Australia just don't miss world cups.
The state of Italian football is so bad we got people switching to Australia.
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Never had any doubt Strange was up to origin standard but he was amazing tonight. Young good too. Cleary owned the last 15. McLean great. Had to win after Ponga send off. Great game of Rugby League #Origin
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Did nothing again tonight. Hopeless.
Saying it doesn’t make it so - has done nothing this year
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The fuck is this? OMG I clicked on a faulty link. I'm so embarassed. Boy is my face red.
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"Some are easy" he says. In what world is Rihanna more famous than Kraigg Brathwaite?
One of my favorite games is “Who’s the Most Famous Person in the World,” where you pick a country and guess who the most famous person from there is. Some are easy (Barbados—Rihanna), but I’m now wondering about France. Probably some footballer, right
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Danny Ando retweeted
For all the guff and weird objections an excellent team has won the league. It's a very good achievement. A good season. Nice to have different champions. Maybe... no one needs to be upset!
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Congrats @Arsenal. Most consistent team all season. Assume the gunners players were watching the game at Jamie Vardy's house?
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Dunno about that 1 Paul. I genuinely thought Jake Duke was being sincere with his "well that probably wraps it up" when the Knights went up 32-12 with 7 to go v the Titans.
Paul Kent believes broadcasters are overhyping games during coverage, even when the quality is poor, claiming networks are being heavily influenced by ongoing broadcast negotiations with the NRL. (Fanatics TV)
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Also when Vossy says "gee if they can just get 1 here" when a team is down 24 with 8 to go I really thought he thinks they can come back.
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