I may not like it, but I’ll learn to love it.
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Congrats Nicks! @nickkroll @nickthune @nickjonas @NICKIMINAJ @Nickelodeon @Nickelback @NickCannon @NicholasSparks
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.@RealCapnCrunch it’s been like 30 years, stop with the “Opps” nonsense and figure out what’s causing the All Berries.
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My picks for the 152nd running Kentucky Derby.
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Horson Welles
Taco Neck Syndrome
Shiplap
Deep Bunker Bombs
Underdogs
Dick Clark’s Arbor Rockin’ Day
Teflon Seed Oils
Daughter of a Bitch
Don’t believe the hype
Macro Plastics
Applebees 2 for $25
Red light therapy
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UK’s stock market must be under performing.
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One night a year it becomes the Halloween candy bowl.
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You ever eat popcorn at someone's house and start wondering if their popcorn bowl is also their throw up bowl? Because it is at our house
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Why are they not firing the cannons!? #StadiumSeries #GoBolts
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25 Dec 2024
Today was a great day for the microplastics industry. Great job guys!
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11 Oct 2024
Despite all of the hurricane clean up, today was still 10/10
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10 Oct 2024
Crazy hurricane yesterday and today is one of the nicest days of the year. That is some incredible weather manipulation.
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27 Sep 2024
Not now Isaac, don’t you know that we’re in the middle of a hurricane!
27 Sep 2024
Hurricane #Isaac Advisory 6: Isaac Becomes a Hurricane. hurricanes.gov
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26 Sep 2024
Hurricane Helene update: bands are coming through, it’s starting to eat cats and dogs out there.
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24 Sep 2024
That’s nice, you look like a Helene. Helene, here’s why I suck as a salesman.
24 Sep 2024
PTC 9 is now Tropical Storm Helene.
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22 Jul 2024
.@ChipotleTweets 7 years ago, at this very moment, my wife and I enjoyed a burrito. It was our last meal before becoming parents.
6 hours later the burrito was thrown up. 3 hours after that, our son was born.
Thank you
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21 Jul 2024
Now I’m going to look like a real idiot for wrapping Biden 2024 on my boat and lifted 2WD truck
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5 Jun 2024
I’ll be letting my wife know that she can expect 9” over the next week.
5 Jun 2024
Caribbean moisture should start heading north in some form next week. Here’s ten day total rainfall from Euro model. We will have to see if this trend continues in the days ahead. #Florida
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17 May 2024
Anyone who hates GMOs can go peel an orange from ten years ago.
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12 May 2024
Giving my wife a nice, relaxing day off. Tonight, I’ll over cook the chicken and yell empty threats at the kids. Happy Mother’s Day.
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22 Apr 2024
Happy Bearthday. You don’t look a revolution over 4,543,000,000
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