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You know, I may have left Datadog going on two years ago but I am never not going to cringe when I see the company name written in camel-case as “DataDog.” Never.
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I was working in non-profit at a multi-service agency. I was doing adult literacy work. Credit card debt helped me make the switch (motivated me anyway). Tacoma Community College, the University of Washington Tacoma and the Tacoma Area Linux Users Group (Taclug) really helped.
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I can't describe how useful @Magoo's writing and guidance has been to me in my roles building security programs.
18 May 2022
At the tail end of a SOC2 project, I could not possibly be more in love with the work @Magoo did at scrty.io/ — just an absolute life-saver, I’m having trouble even finding the words.
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As a CISO that was also responsible for corporate IT the team, @material_sec made my life appreciably better. Congratulations to @internet_meme, @abhishek0918 and the entire team on reaching this milestone.
🎉 Excited to announce we’ve raised $100M at a $1.1B valuation led by @traestephens at @foundersfund and joined by @a16z and @eladgil. 📰 Read the details in @forbes: forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/… A huge thank you to our customers, employees, and supporters.💙 More details below 🧵
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Literally just yelled across the house to my child and his friend, “Hey! No! We don’t share passwords in this family!”
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich can be improved with the addition of black pepper.
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Movies you are 100% sure you’ve seen at least 20 times. Gifs only.

ALT Bobby1 GIF

Movies you are 100% sure you’ve seen at least 20 times. Gifs only.

ALT Time warp scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Montagues and Capulets (Russian: Монтекки и Капулетти), also known as Dance of the Knights, by Russian composer Sergei Prokofiev. youtube.com/watch?v=SyDo3h1T… Tagging @geoffbelknap, @chanjbs & @ElleArmageddon

25 Mar 2022
Friday Thought for y'all... If you were being introduced on stage, what would the theme music preceeding your entrance? Tag someone with the same question and let's see where this ends up :) @jack_daniel @SecBarbie @Beaker @rmogull @gattaca @jjx
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Hey @AlaskaAir! You need some surge capacity for your customer service. Phone wait times are hours. Text message support is rejecting new cases. I’m stranded in a strange city and getting conflicting messages from gate agent vs. Alaska App/Website.
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It turns out hold time for @AlaskaAir phone customer care is not hours, it is not available. MVP Gold customer care line just hung up on me and now just rings busy.
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Just reviewed the recent @AlaskaAir social media activity and those folks need some #hugops. All kinds of poop appears to be hitting alls sorts of fans tonight. Ya’ll will get through this. I dropped ya a DM.
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I’ve never made exceptions to opt company executives out of security training. I have subjected executives to additional training tailored to their roles and threat profiles. Executives leading by example is key in high functioning organizations.
For organizations that have _mandatory_ security training, what % of your _executives_ complete that training?
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The best news I’ve had in a while.
28 Nov 2021
Extremely niche Tacoma content: the checkout guy from the 6th ave Bartells works at Met Market now. He still remembers you.
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Bats… oh… wait…
Name something that seemed overwhelmingly scary to you as a kid that turned out not to be relevant to your adulthood. Mine was the Bermuda Triangle.
Taylor Swift was great on SNL tonight. She has recorded All Too Well many times over the years but one of my favorites is 23 minutes into her 2019 NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert youtu.be/FvVnP8G6ITs

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How am I just now learning of this? Hail Cascadia!
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