Editorial Assistant @crisismag. Thinker, tinker, soldier, spy.

Joined June 2023
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I found a clump of cells.
What the fuck does "almost 4 kids later" mean
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Cuba seeing that President Trump is done with Iran now
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For the IRGC to actually make any positive contribution to mankind, they’d have to be turned into fertilizer.
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Oh SNAP
Hey, we celebrate in our own way 🤷‍♂️
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The future is determined in large part by present decisions and behavior. Western man did it best as a culture, up to 25 years ago. Now the behavior has been isolated to Christian communities and hard STEM.
Five dimensional chess doesn’t exist. Everyone is furiously improvising all the time. The future is utterly uncertain.
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Your spot in University was taken by a CCP spy.
“Your incompetent customer service representative is Indian. Your daughter’s attacker is Pakistani. Your car was stolen by a Mexican. Your dog was killed by a Haitian. Your taxes were stolen by a Somali. These are the blessings of immigration!”
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Possibly the most technical goal in football history
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After so many artists backed out, God has stepped in as the great dramatist, architect, musician, painter, and dedicator of the 250th.

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This is a proper proposal.

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Just a reminder that our Native Senator who hates the oligarchs flies private.
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The El Segundo Times were very eager to dox where my children sleep; they thought that was newsworthy. Have they reported on the arsonists who set fire to my office in the middle of my election?
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