Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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Lou Bega featuring @RealRomfordPele.
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😂😂😂😂
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She’s here and she’s perfect.
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Most I’ve laughed at a CourtNewsUK tweet in over a decade
Judge advises professional burglar Glen Banks to try a different career after he left a photograph of himself at the scene. 'You're no good at it,' the judge tells him. courtnewsuk.co.uk/burglar-le…
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Nobody gives a fk about soccer bro. That’s literally all you guys have
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This would be the crowd reaction for a 60th minute opening goal v Wolves at home.
This has to be the best crowd pop in the history of sports. The roof is off. The city is on fire. I can’t stop listening to it.
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🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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We can confirm the departure of Yves Bissouma following the conclusion of his contract. Thank you for your service and all the best for the future, Biss 🤍 🔗 thfc.pro/4xg1pXb
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗳 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻 👮‍♂️
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Normalise contestants on The Chase telling someone they’re actually *not* good enough to take the higher offer and to get back in their lane.
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Can’t remember the last time a crime news story made me laugh out loud like this

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"Being the guy from f**king TikTok..." For Mick McCarthy, it can't go on like this... can it? 18 GambleAware
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Northern line 08:25am
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Odegaard fuming at Ben White for throwing his sunglasses into the crowd is the highlight of the day imo
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Madrid 2027 it is.
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We’re all waiting to see if they show Daichi Kamada lifting the trophy.
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Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English? This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him. Truly the greatest to ever do it.
Bonne de douche. Le bosh
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Ray Parlour scored a winner in a FA Cup final, had a three day bender, then put in a MOTM performance to win the double at Old Trafford.

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.
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BREAKING: Our Club Ambassador, @MicahRichards, is at the Arsenal game not Pep’s final game. What a disgrace.

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