Fintech entrepreneur, founder and investor. Rugby #COYQ and cricket. Prep School Governor.
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
Apr 20
Starmer now only has 2 options:
1. Do a Philip Scofield and come out as gay.
2. Do a Gary Lineker and come out as black.
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1 Dec 2025
Hey @myoddballs I love your pants but can you please do something about the appalling website / app functionality?
Trying to search / filter is awful, I’m on the verge of giving up and buying elsewhere.
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
23 Sep 2025
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION was released 31 years ago today. One of the most popular films ever made, and among the greatest Stephen King adaptations, the making of story has as many secrets as a Rita Hayworth poster…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
21 Mar 2025
Possibly my favourite Grauniad correction of all time!
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30 Jan 2025
Just got 4 tickets for @leinsterrugby v @Harlequins in the Heineken Cup for €100. #COYQ
Amazing value, taking the family for a little city break, I wonder if Harry’s too young to try Guinness…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
17 Jan 2025
May this be the first win of many!
“The High Court has decided to fast track an appeal by six parents against Labour's VAT raid on private school fees…Mr Justice Chamberlain dismissed the gov’s arguments and agreed that the case should be expedited”.
accountancydaily.co/private-…
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29 Nov 2024
Hey @bushontheradio - quick question about bangers 😉
Should sausages be joined to each other when you get them from the shop?
Feels like it’s more authentic but then you have the faff of having to cut them and wash the knife/scissors when the shop could have done it for you.
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
22 Sep 2024
GOODFELLAS was released 34 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great Hollywood gangster movies and among the most popular films of director Martin Scorsese, the story of how it was made will have you carrying Henry Hill’s mother’s groceries all the way home…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
13 Sep 2024
THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! x.com/TheKiffness/status/183…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
This clip of @SteveBakerFRSA taking down smug Osbourne and Balls has nearly broken Twitter. It is still in every other tweet in my timeline this morning.
Brilliant!
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
3 Jul 2024
BACK TO THE FUTURE was released 39 years ago today. One of the most beloved movies of the 1980s, and the film that made Michael J. Fox a movie star, the behind-the-scenes story is pretty heavy…
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28 Jun 2024
Hey @PizzaExpress when you next update the menu why don’t you add the ‘Harry Special’ - American on a romana base with ham and red onion? The choice of champions!
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
24 Jun 2024
Wishing Princess Anne a speedy recovery
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
13 Jun 2024
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL was released 42 years ago this week. One of the biggest box office hits of all time and among the most popular family films ever made, the behind the scenes story is out of this world…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
6 Jun 2024
BIG was released 36 years ago today. The first movie directed by a woman to gross over $100m, and among the most popular films of Tom Hanks, the making of story will have you heading for the nearest walking piano…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
24 May 2024
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE was released 35 years ago today. The third, and for some best, entry in the Indiana Jones series, reading the behind the scenes story will mean you chose wisely…
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Andy In Banstead retweeted
22 Apr 2024
'You're openly a knight and there's a very large dragon over there'
My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints
Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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