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28 Jan 2023
Nice surprise for the two kiddies this morning with tickets for the #FACup match tonight at Old Trafford. ❤️ 🖤
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🚨 Manchester United vs Liverpool all time 😂❤️
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The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:
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We're in for a World Cup of absolutely diabolical refereeing arent we?
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The community note
Man with Down syndrome teaches bully a lesson, that headbutt a 10 out of 10. Perfect 👏
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City bidding £120mil for a player Newcastle had to sell to comply with FFP while still having not had a single punishment for 115 charges. On the day Everton are punished yet again for one overpayment that only occurred because of the War in Ukraine. Football has become a farce
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A at left and right back.
How would you grade Denis Irwin as a #MUFC player? A Our best ever in his position A - World-class B - Excellent C - Good D - Decent E - Erratic F - Flop Yesterday's result: Nani (C) Agree 🤔 Retweets appreciated 👍
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Right call. It's been said several times, but we got players last summer that wanted United. That's the way to do it.
Replying to @David_Ornstein
🚨 Manchester United admiration for Elliot Anderson well known but not in contention at current financial levels. #MUFC refusing to enter bidding war; targeting players who want them focused on candidates like Mateus Fernandes & Alex Scott @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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Seems irritatingly fuckin sound.
Erling Haaland’s reaction to rival fans calling him the ‘laziest in the league’ without them knowing he’s sat behind them… What a character man 👏🤣
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Bonkers money. He's class. Id love him. But that fee is insane.
🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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If you've watched that clip in Belfast and your first thought is "what about...." then please kindly fuck off.
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Ive genuinely no interest in Celtic but I really despise this lot.
Scarva this afternoon 💙🇮🇱🇬🇧
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No lie. You were a legend if you had one of these bad boys.
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Ex-Channel 4 News host Jon Snow reveals he has Alzheimer's bbc.in/4axmcvo
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Had many an episode like this while playing football manager in my teens.
No matter how many times I watch this, it still makes me laugh! 😂
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This should be used pre match for every team about to play England. Lads, this is whats going on in the dressing room next door. Job done.
Right, that’s me wanting England knocked out of the tournament at the first availability opportunity. VG.
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I actually cant get enough of these England clips. The lookalikes and the dialogue is absolue comedy gold. All for a team that won absolutely fuck all. 😂
Actually been crying at this vid all day whos idea was it to green light this sack then asap
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Manchester United's European Cup and multi Premier league winning all time record goalscorer who also scored 53 international goals, including goals against Croatia, Argentina, Brazil, France and rivals Scotland was overrated according to......... Building Renovating.
Replying to @Benjaminbloom
Half of Rooney's international goals came against nations outside the FIFA top 40 One of the most overrated, but ill-utilised England players in my lifetime
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Sign a player for £38m, get relegated a year later, up his value to £80m. Strange.
West Ham United intend to set an asking price of £80million ($108m) for midfielder Mateus Fernandes. The relegated club need to raise £150m this summer and Fernandes is one of their most saleable assets. The Portugal international joined for £38m last summer from Southampton, who negotiated a 15 per cent sell-on fee. Manchester United are interested in signing the 21-year-old, having held talks over a potential fee and wages. Paris Saint-Germain are also among his suitors. West Ham are yet to receive any approaches for Fernandes. More from @RoshaneSport & @lauriewhitwell FREE READ 🔗 nyti.ms/4o5tHiM
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Gary Neville with unashamedly preach to club owners and club managers about what they should and shouldnt be doing, all while failing miserably at both himself.
Karl Robinson has left his position as Head Coach of Salford City with immediate effect. Karl has conducted himself throughout his time at Salford City with professionalism and integrity. He has worked tirelessly on behalf of the Club and has been fully dedicated to helping us achieve our ambitions, both on and off the pitch. We wish Karl all the best and every success in the future.
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Wasnt there a near identical Amrabat clip doing the rounds when we signed him?
Ederson via Ig story 💪:
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