Elon is a trillionaire. That's just so badass.

Being able to force the other team to shoot FTs is the dumbest rule in sports

Wemby skips leg day.

Reffing the NBA is literally impossible

PROTIP: Don't trust your life to 82 IQ entertainers

Over 4000 workers just became millionaires by owning the means of production and the socialists are pissed

"Hydration break"

I have it in good authority that the USA has ALREADY WON THE WORLD CUP! 🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🏆

"That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him labor diligently and build one for himself..." Abraham Lincoln

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Imagine a government with such a small budget and such restrictions on its functions that it is not profitable to spend billions on political campaigns

They can shake their fist at the sky

Does floppy-wristed Tim Walz still have $TSLA and $SPCX on his favorite app?

every NIL contract is through end of eligibility with buyout clause that receiving team must pay to current team for player to have immediate eligibility. There I fixed college sports for you.

I thought the World Cup was happening here this summer did it get cancelled

Over/Under for $SPCX (SpaceX) IPO opening price is $165

The biggest news in this app right now is that the obviously correct decision was reached lol

When you realize only 7% of the population adjusts the microwave power level

TGIM