If you're not seeing my posts here* (then you won't see this one either I suppose) come on over to Instagram and TikTok where it's much more like the old days on Twitter for AngryBritain ...
(*I will not pay to play Elon, tried that, waste of money)
So we don't have money for our own military but we do have money to send half the Navy to stop and board a Russian ship on behalf of Ukraine? Riiiiiiiiiigggghhhtttt
Reeves and Labour's latest and greatest plan is to pay UK business £5k to employ a foreign worker, meanwhile unemployment for young British nationals born and bred here is at an all time high with hundreds of applications per single job leaving them facing # life on benefits!
Can we assume the fearless Belfast hero who used a Hurling stick to stop the Sudanese knife attacker from killing his victim will shortly be charged with racially aggravated assault and carrying an offensive weapon?
This is Britain in 2026 after all ...
Is therw anything more infuriating than a random Trolley scan when paying at the supermarket? Fuck off, if I was going to nick tampons and bacon I'd stick them in my coat 🖕
If you need a sensitivity warning for items on the news, don't watch the fucking news! It's no wonder this country has gone to shit and is run by wet wipes is it? Newsflash: The world is a really shitty place full of horrible cunts that do terrible things.
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Dear @Tesco
What have you done to your bourbons? They're horrible now. You were literally the last supermarket that made nice ones that taste like the 1970s. They now taste like Lidl mush.
Please go back to the old recipe immediately.
Yours
Biscuit lovers
Justice in Britain is broken. Rape and Pillage to your heart's content, but just make sure to don't misgender someone on Twitter, that's guaranteed prison time.