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Feb 27
Cigna just sent my dead wife, who succumbed to cancer last August, a DENIAL letter for a test to help diagnose her tumor markers. WTF is even going on with medical insurance companies? She left this world 6 months ago BECAUSE she couldn't get proper treatment. We don't hate these people enough.
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Apr 27
π¨ Breaking News: 1.5 lb sirloin steak set out to dry brine with salt rub goes missing. Grandkids are distraught at status of dinner, but lone witness claims it was obviously aliens. Authorities baffled.
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Apr 24
Hello from a campground outside of Kingman, AZ. Thanks to @starlink this is my office for the day.
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Apr 23
My Microsoft workflow summarized:
Microsoft: We've added a new feature
Me: Google, how do I disable this new feature
Microsoft: We've added Copilot to Notepad
Me: Google, how to totally remove all Copilot icons
Microsoft: Congratulations, you have new Windows updates:
Me: Google how to fix a blue screen of death π
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Apr 20
I found this old pic on my phone and thought it was a perfect time to put it out into the world. We are being played friends.
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Apr 19
Took the bike up to Death Valley today and stopped for gas in Shoshone, CA. $7.60 for premium and $9.20 for diesel. Luckily I only needed a few gallons but I pity diesel drivers if they have to gas up here. π¬β οΈ
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Apr 13
Update guys. I called my dentist office and spoke to a human. He said, "Just so you know, we're closed on Saturdays."
Apr 11
My dentist uses an AI assistant now.
My follow up for teeth cleaning was scheduled for today, Saturday April 11th.
Their offices are not open on Saturday, which I realized by the locked doors upon my arrival.
I called and spoke with "Mia", the AI office assistant.
Mia informed me I had made a mistake because the offices are closed on Saturday.
Mia then confirmed my appointment for today, Saturday.
Mia then apologized for the confusion, which still felt like it assumed I was the confused party.
Mia then said someone would contact me ASAP to get me rescheduled, hopefully not on another Saturday.
We are in for some wild times ahead friends. π€
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Apr 11
My dentist uses an AI assistant now.
My follow up for teeth cleaning was scheduled for today, Saturday April 11th.
Their offices are not open on Saturday, which I realized by the locked doors upon my arrival.
I called and spoke with "Mia", the AI office assistant.
Mia informed me I had made a mistake because the offices are closed on Saturday.
Mia then confirmed my appointment for today, Saturday.
Mia then apologized for the confusion, which still felt like it assumed I was the confused party.
Mia then said someone would contact me ASAP to get me rescheduled, hopefully not on another Saturday.
We are in for some wild times ahead friends. π€
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Apr 11
As a previous, and now regretful vegetarian for 20 years. Tonight's dinner for the family is cold seared ribeye with rosemary and garlic. Am I doing this right? π
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Mar 31
I think it's time we had a serious conversation about "healthy snacks" in this country. I must have missed the memo where Nutella bread sticks and Ruffles were healthy for you. This is the vending machine in my hotel gym by the way.
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Mar 31
Snickers bar and Welch's sugar snacks for an after workout power up. π
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Mar 29
Good morning X fam. CAPTCHA verifications are getting crazy lately! π
Have a great Sunday you bunch of hooligans.
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Mar 28
Does anyone know how to formally request additional checkboxes for Community Notes? I would like to submit my suggestion to the appropriate body within X.
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Mar 27
There's something about being alone with your thoughts zooming down the road on a bike. Music thumping, motor revving, and getting to see outstanding places. This area is basically in my backyard. It's brutal in the summer, but if you allow yourself to appreciate the desert, it can be extremely rejuvenating for the soul.
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Mar 28
Interesting, X flagged my picture as "Made with AI" when it's not AI generated, that's MY bike. I used the AI color enhance on my Pixel phone, but that's just the contrast and brightness. I think the pendulum is swinging FAR on the identification of AI generated content.
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Mar 27
My grandkids have two speeds, full bore and off. They go pedal to the metal until they gas out, then it's lights out until morning. Is it just my two rugrats or are all kids like this π
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Mar 20
Here's something different from my gallery. My grandson gets VERY into Halloween every year.
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Mar 20
Good morning X friends. Happy Friday! If you need assistance today, please press the button for an immediate response. π
Borrowed from Reddit.
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