Machis k dabbe, vo bhi crores me 💀

Hindus ki aage se mahamanav le raha peeche se trump le raha hai, hindu chala srk movie flop karwane. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The hindu gaurakshak lynchmob on a prowl to lynch was instead seen running for their lives. Their FAILED to accomplish their Dharmic act of lynching because they chose a WRONG target, someone who was NOT a Muslim ! But Muslims never seem to learn.

“No European country has been attacked with Indian Weapons” That’s because we can’t do that

He is a living lesson and an example. Knights and Clerks are different. Their roles are not interchangeable.

These autowallahs have more self respect and patriotism than Indian Ministers & Babus 😒

Ye kaisi ego hai jo Trump se hurt nahi hoti. Bas apne desh ke logo se hoti hai.?

"सवा लाख से एक लड़ाऊं गोबिंद सिंह नाम कहाऊं॥"🔥 सरदार जी ट्रक लेकर जा रहे थे एक कार ने टक्कर मार दी कार वाले रॉड लेकर उन पर टूट पड़े। पाजी ने आत्मरक्षा में तलवार निकाल ली सारे भाग गए।😂

Indian kids growing up in this era wouldn’t even know how government gets dragged, is held accountable or ministers forced out due to their incompetence … 😭😭😭 Like things that INC government would get crucified for in the good old days now don’t even get a whimper.

Bruh 💀

In India you can be thrashed by a local goonda, relative of a politician or a rickshaw driver. It doesn't matter if you are an AI architect, have patents, have million $$, founder etc. Unless you have thousands of crores who can influence system your aukat is of a street dog.

Pura department hi inke ministers jaisa chutiya chakka hijada hai bc. Ghagra pehen lo bhadwo.

Using the movie's titular object for military purposes, like dinosaurs in Jurassic World or the Iron Man suit in the early Iron Man films, is usually the villain trope. Vasikaran, a hero, ideally should be against Chitti being turned into a military weapon. But in India, we have a habit of overtly glazing the military lol.

Jains and Gujjus in a nutshell. All holy performative theatrics alongside doing apartheid, scamming and looting.

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

Look at his body languange. Chinese spokepersons stand behind a podium and address the press while our babus can't even stand for a few minutes. Abey desh ka paisa loot kar whiskey pi rahe ho, rndi ch0d rahe ho aur bachchon ko foreign bhej rahe ho. Kam se kam khade to ho jao.

The way things are going To survive in india you either need to have generational wealth or be a part of the system

"the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

Y’all believed a terrorist like Dawood Ibrahim was dying in bed, claiming he feared Chai‑waala Narendra Modi and that demonetization was a “success”? If that circus was swallowed whole, then this is nothing and actually believable