Remember your humanity and forget the rest
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17 Apr 2021
Twitter is full of idiotic takes and people with the mindset that everything is a confrontation and an argument.
But there are genuinely good folk on here who make it a joy.
Probably going to make a thread of ace accounts.
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The idea of an internet where I never have to accidentally see a teenager's take on something IS tempting ngl
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Salad cream is not salad dressing
Yanks are dumb. To nobody's shock
Jun 14
Omg I forgot Europeans call dressing “salad cream” yuck
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Jun 14
If you drove home drunk after the game this morning, you're a first class cunt.
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Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.
Mexican fans having it up with South Korean fans to Gangnam Style? This is the REAL World Cup. 😂
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Jun 14
Cheers Scotland, there ma Da's son greeting 🏴
Jun 14
I genuinely might greet when we belt out O' Flower of Scotland at the World Cup 🏴
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Jun 13
Killing me that every post I see from a Scottish person right now is just one of:
• Partying in Boston
• Having a pre-match nap
• Already drinking
What a nation man ffs
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Jun 13
My favourite thing in the last few years is watching Scottish football fans go abroad, be absolutely sound af, and have the whole world fall in love with them
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Jun 12
For a small country, we do divide ourselves a lot. Glasgow vs Edinburgh. Central Belt vs Highlands & Islands. Yes voter v No voter. Celtic vs Rangers/Hibs vs Hearts. So on & so on.
This weekend might be the closest to harmony we've ever known 😂
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Jun 13
My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys
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Jun 12
After a lovely wee trip into the arena, back at the campsite with a few drinks
@jamesatcg were fucking spectacular @Daverfz @DownloadFest
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At half time they'll be joined by Geoff Hurst to tell us what makes him more patriotic. Spitfires or Battenburgs.
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Jun 11
Someone's phone wasn't on airplane mode
Jun 10
United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport
What went wrong here?
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Jun 10
my dad says it’s more gay to top bc ur pee pee has to be hard
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Jun 9
Russia purposely claims World War II began in 1941 so they can cover up how they were Hitler's ally in 1939 when Poland was invaded
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Rhythms 👀
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"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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