I don't choose the ballroom. I just dance.
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9 Dec 2022
when Shania Twain says "let's go girls" i could kick a door off its hinges
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truly a timeless video
Jun 15
I wish I didnt have to hear about sports stuff happening because I don't rlly gaf
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🥺🌎 Vozinha, in tears of joy after the game against Spain.
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Jun 15
This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.
Jun 12
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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Jun 15
The pro tip is never go to a "farmers market" unless it's literally some tables and a tent set up on the edge of their property. You need to be able to smell the cow manure and hear the chickens clucking.
That Etsy shit y'all go to is just an organic grocery store without HVAC.
Jun 14
The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.
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Jun 14
"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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Jun 15
seeing this mutant first thing when I pull up the shitty UFC event, I'm goin back to the world cup big dawg
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Feb 19
white people be like this is my dogs favorite Kubrick film
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Jun 14
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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alcohol restores health immediately but grants a stacking debuff. weed gives no debuffs, but restores health slowly over time. cigarettes damage health but grant valuable buffs
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Jun 14
I swear for as long as I can remember the old head tough guys would rant “the NBA is so soft. they’re all too buddy buddy. where did all the rivalries go”
Wemby comes along slinging beef & making imaginary enemies, it’s been nothing but those same guys crying their eyes out about it. He’s everything you claim to miss from the 90s man
Victor Wembanyama walking by Jeremy Sochan and acting like he doesn't exist
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Jun 14
The Knicks lost 3 games this entire playoff run and 2 of them were to the Atlanta Hawks, I’m leaving here with something.
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Jun 14
Atlanta Hawks: 2 playoff wins over Knicks
Rest of NBA: 1 playoff win over Knicks
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.
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The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly
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