the ghost from the set of Three Men and a Baby
Joined February 2012
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Sometimes one of my dog's hairs will be on me and I'm like omg how long has this long thick black hair been growing out of my knee unnoticed but then I'm like oh
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Put these stars on my bike tire yesterday and now I want to decorate it even more and I think I'm gonna paint it like this
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Every time I see a titmouse in the yard I think of this scene and have a little chuckle to myself
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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I manifested this btw
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that thing that happened when twitter was all 30 rock clips for two days should happen again but with curb your enthusiasm now
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Jun 13
music kinda peaked with I Wanna Dance With Somebody but it’s nice that they keep trying
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Having a partner that hates all the same things as you is so important
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Jun 13
parents watching Nickelodeon in the 90s:
Jun 12
I don’t understand what people are doing with slime
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Jun 13
Something I think is that when you're gushing about your platonic love for a friend and someone tries to insinuate some sexual or romantic connection that that person should have an anvil fall on them or something
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Jun 12
I need to hand feed some baby farm animals soon for my mental health and general wellbeing
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Jun 8
you guys are killing yourselves slowly by deciding you’re already dead!
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".
You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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Jun 10
I love being alive 😃
Jun 9
imagining all that could be possible if it weren't so hot outside
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