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Apr 29
HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda
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The last time the New York Knicks won the NBA championship Phil Jackson was on their team.
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Talk to a boomer and youβllrealize they have no idea what theyβve done to us
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I just said good morning to a homeless person and he told me to kill myself
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The difference between sex and gender is that I never wanted to have gender with my cousin
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Jun 13
Miami is so funny, you will see a 11/10 woman looking amazing while shopping in Aldi who has an ankle monitor
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Jun 13
Ladies take note this is elite level seed planting
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Jun 13
Whoever designed this pokemon was one diabolically horny motherfucker
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Jun 12
A Uk girl comes to the US.
> Gets 2 parking tickets
> Recks her car (not her fault)
> Eats a 7,000 calorie breakfast
Just needs to get in a drive by now and get addicted to fentanyl and sheβd speed run the entire American experience
Jun 12
I have just crashed my car in America πΊπΈ
First time driving in the USA and this man opened his door on me
Stay safe if youβre out here for the World Cup who knows what could happen, luckily Iβm able to tweet about this with no injuries.
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Jun 12
First time Canada ever denied anyone entry
Jun 12
π¨π¬π Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup β reports @Dan_Sheldon_.
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Jun 12
I donβt know anything about soccer.
But I do know about American greatness, and that is good enough for me.
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Jun 12
The answer to every single one of your problems is to make more money
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