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Jun 14
Last 10 Finals MVPs:
2026: Jalen Brunson
2025: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2024: Jaylen Brown
2023: Nikola Jokic
2022: Stephen Curry
2021: Giannis Antetokounmpo
2020: LeBron James
2019: Kawhi Leonard
2018: Kevin Durant
2017: Kevin Durant
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Jun 13
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.
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Jun 10
Keke Palmer is honestly the funniest person alive. Those intrusive thoughts always win 😂
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Jun 8
LMFAOOOO
i hate the age gap but Trinity be walking Criminal Minds like a dog a little bit. its tea. #LoveIslandUSA
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Salina truly gave us 3 AMAZING weeks of challenge performances and showed us just how much she’s grown not just as a drag artist but also as a person and she should be nothing but the proudest of herself 🫶🫶 #dragrace
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Jun 5
wtf does "i forgot u could vote for top 2" even mean lmfao 💀🤣 #AllStars11
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Jun 2
RT @eds_afterglow: Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk
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May 31
They must he making these kids in the lab because how are the genes so strong
May 30
Marlon Wayans reveals the NEXT generation of Wayans who will be appearing in “Scary Movie 6” and says it’s NOT nepotism because they had to audition three different times to earn their roles 🎬👀🔥
“It’s a tradition that my big brother Keenen started… we doing it the Wayans way. We are a brand that knows how to make the world laugh.”
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May 30
Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:
1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation
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May 30
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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May 29
the kids today aren’t getting summer break packets and that’s the problem!
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May 29
They played in Salina’s face for the second week in a row… #DragRace #AllStars11
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May 29
Blessing the timeline with this absolute banger
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