What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

New study suggests ADHDers who use cannabis can create an entire fictional conversation, win the debate, lose the debate, and hold a grudge afterward.

do transphobes just love to humiliate themselves?

Did you know that cats can hear 3 times louder than humans? Which makes it more impressive how effortlessly they manage to ignore you when you call them.

Me at work: "I can't wait to play video games tonight" Also me at 9:30pm:

horny people need horny people btw.

Some of the bravest things you'll ever do are the wounds you choose not to hand down.

When a narcissist shows you their red flags, show them your white flag and peace out.

It's important to realize that platonic love can sometimes seem a lot like romantic love. It can make your heart pound and your stomach flutter. It can make you nervous to act upon it. It can be just as full of meaning and desire as any relationship, and it can be confusing at times, but that's alright. If it brings joy, that's all that matters.

If only it can be this easy >>>>

I got lost using this map app I wonder how pilots get to their destinations with this fvcking map

if hot showers aren't good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby

What destroys a man the fastest?

Autism: I will finish this one task before I start another. ADHD: I started nine tasks and finished a snack. AuDHD: I planned to finish one task, started nine, and I’m proud I finished the snack

i won’t force anyone to make time for me. if they really want to, they will. i won’t beg for attention, remind someone of my worth, or chase after the bare minimum. i’ve learned that effort speaks louder than promises. if someone truly values me, they will show up, they will make space for me in their life no matter how busy things get. because when people care, they don’t make excuses, they make time.i won’t force myself into places where i am not prioritized. i’d rather wait for the ones who choose me willingly and prove through their actions that i am important to them.

If we’re smoking and you pull out dispensary weed, the session’s finished. I’m getting up and leaving immediately.

Let’s not confuse feminism with man-hating. The first is my world view. The second is my hobby.

i wish i had SpongeBob’s energy, that mf always ready for work

A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor

Real Stuff I’ve Done Because My Empathy Is Turned Up to 100 As An Autistic Person: Downloaded Chrome using Internet Explorer… then felt guilty and kept IE. Poor thing, everyone bullies it already. Couldn’t bring myself to delete it. Cried because I stepped on a flower by accident. RIP little flower. Threw a whole funeral for a bee that some kids killed at school. Wept.🤣 Almost sobbed over a sunset. It was just too beautiful, what do you want from me? Opera came on and I was tearing up because the music hit too hard. The Simpsons. An episode. I cried. Don’t judge me. Went to buy 1 cactus… ended up buying 2. Because the other one looked so lonely sitting there. Couldn’t leave it. As a little kid I’d cram all my stuffed animals in my bed with me. Felt guilty leaving them out in the cold, even if I had to sleep on the edge.🤔 Measured out duck food with math so every duck got the exact same amount. Because fairness matters. My heart’s too soft for this world sometimes 😭

me after being at work for 1 hour