Retired Rocket League Pro - Season 1,3,4,5 RLRS - @USMesports - Former: @PioneersGG @NobleGG

Joined January 2017
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I get him being in the squad, but respectfully he doesn't need to play...
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They did everything, put it right on a plate for Cristiano, and he still blasts it into the stands. 😭
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If you seriously think that Declan Rice was a better player than Bruno Fernandes this season, you either don’t know football or you don’t have eyes…
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Michael Olise ballon dor
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If any companies want to go take a look at the last 4 website concepts I've made on the Astroh Atelier FaceBook page or the astroh-atelier.vercel.app/wo… site and would like to purchase any of those sites for your company, please let me know. It would be very easy to replace all assets

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I take one good pic of myself and it gets posted everywhere sorry not sorry 🤷🏻
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Isnt it impossible for the ball to get to the net in less than 2 seconds with a normal shot? Wouldnt it have to be some kind of pinch?
only the second ever RLCS 2-second OT in history ⏰ will we ever see a 1-second OT?
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reupload (hopefully better quality)
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new uncle update just dropped. 😌
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Bro istg the best days of my life were coming home from school on a tuesday and getting on the destiny lfg sites and just ripping raids and nightfalls on all my characters 😭
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I just need a girl who begs to come over and watch the champions league
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This should NOT be as funny as it is😭
when im getting mauled by a strange cow and my buddy knocks me out with a fucking rock
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Yes I liked your story yes i'm tryna crack
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Who wanna be the Kylie Jenner to my Timmy Tim Chalamet?
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Why are people being so hard on Pulisic? IMO he did the best with what he was given...
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New tat 🔥🕷️🕸️
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four fingers in her combo box got my cane raisin
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If you wear a belly chain please swing my wayyyyyyy 😩
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🥶💙🔵🟦🔷
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by nerdy they mean conventionally attractive sociable man with glasses who occasionally plays a video game
When he’s the nerdy, unintentionally funny, niche references type of guy
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