One summer when I was 14, I had a crush on the next door neighbor’s son. One morning while they were at church late, I went over and took all their front porch furniture and arranged it in their backyard exactly the same way it was in the front. Coincidentally, when I interviewed for a job at chick fil a that summer, the boys dad was the hiring manager and he did not give me a job and said I was ‘too immature’ (lol) Anyways, he now depends on his son for his income so.

Americans will shout they protect children, but voted for a sexual abuser to be their president Americans will scream that data centers are bad, but will apply to work there because ‘money is good’ Americans will foam at the mouth saying the tactics ICE uses to remove illegal immigrants is inhumane, but they all showed up at the White House lawn to watch their master entertain them. We may actually deserve the shit we are in.

Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

Idk what ya’lls opinions are of that dad bringing in his two daughters to the women’s restroom and the store owner losing their shit but I’m very pro “girl dads bringing their daughters to a women’s restroom” compared to young girls going into an all male restroom.

Accidentally double booked my Friday have to decide who I like more.

Bohemian Grove moved online

Let’s go to the beach beach

when i randomly get triggered & now I have to figure out which unhealed version of me just got offended

Tomorrow I’ll do better

Do you have an outfit in your closet that you’d wear for the Apocolypse?

All I do is sweat and sweat and sweat and sweat

The average person is pretty dumb.

And I’m guessing the data center owners will act surprised when their buildings burn down just like the warehouses did this year

If a white girl invites you to go thrifting with her, it’s a sign of great respect in their culture.

T Swift didn’t even give me time to defend myself before she served a fuckin mug

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

He hasn’t figured out if he’s scared or curious. Somewhere mid scare-ious.