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26 Jul 2023
it's a bittersweet feeling but I'm taking a break from web3.
I've been feeling lost and indecisive on what I want to do - bouncing around like a fucking pinball machine.
I have to be better. For my future and for my partner's future.
I'm committing and putting my full attention on a web2 opportunity - and hopefully one day in the future I'll be back.
thankyou for the support, I fucking love you all.
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aussienftguy retweeted
Apr 12
In 2017, I saw a Facebook post from a mum sewing weighted blankets for her son.
Then I launched Calming Blankets and did $10M in first proper year.
This is how I predict winning trends before they happen:
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Feb 9
hi @harleyf
@ShopifySupport does nothing to help so I am reaching out here.
originally we had $80,000 on hold for 2 weeks which was released and payouts were enabled
for 3-4 days we received payouts per usual
then all of a sudden another hold, and now the store has $150,000 held.
we have waited 3 weeks for this recurring issue to be fully resolved.
the brand has 2,500 orders and 1-2 chargebacks.
i dont understand why your specialized teams take 2-3 weeks to resolve issues like this.
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aussienftguy retweeted
Jan 23
hey @harleyf we opened a new store on shopify and haven't had a single payout in 3 weeks
We have 0 disputes, and Shopify support still after 10 days hasn't helped/emailed us about what we can do to receive payouts please help
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aussienftguy retweeted
10 Nov 2025
I stayed on the wrong train for too long.
The return trip was expensive, but the lesson was priceless π
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30 Sep 2025
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19 Aug 2025
if you're a fuckin ecom gangsta and wanna go from making dog shit ads to god tier ads then go and join @karlocreates's ecomtalent on whop
can't believe i'm robbing this mfer in broad daylight for the price he charges
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aussienftguy retweeted
4 Jul 2025
You can achieve scary goals when you do nothing else for two years to achieve one outcome.
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aussienftguy retweeted
3 Jul 2025
Gents.
If your in alts. Your about to get rich.
Congrats. No more dating fats for you.
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2 Jul 2025
i hope you fuckin blokes listened to becker
2 Jul 2025
All you had to do was buy alts and do nothing.
All you had to do was buy alts and do nothing.
All you had to do was buy alts and do nothing.
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2 Jul 2025
wake up and see huge, 6 inch dildo candles, gains across the board for all my fuckin shitcoins
time to hit the fuckin pub up
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2 Jul 2025
retweet the original tweet and if I get a web3 job from this ill send my first weeks salary to a random cunt who retweeted this
1 Jul 2025
anyone in web3 hiring? here's my resume:
- got first @DeGodsNFT tattoo ever
- skydived for DeGods from 15,000 feet
- managed community of DeGods/y00ts for 12 months
- ate 60 chicken McNuggets for DeGods on twitch
- got a tattoo at inaugural DeGods NFT NYC party
- did an uncountable amount of shoeys for DeGods
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2 Jul 2025
nobody fuckin knows i guess, wanted to buy the cunt back
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2 Jul 2025
picture this
start of bull run, 2021. less than $500 to name. spend $250 of it on a bunny jpeg
sell it a week later for $5,000
this is going to happen but this time for alts, go buy your fuckin bags boys
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2 Jul 2025
u think i give a fuck all my bags are down
im having a steak for dinner tonight with a side of beer battered fuckin chips
im livin life mate
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2 Jul 2025
buy shit coins, make .03 sol profit and insta sell for a pint at the fuckin pub boys
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1 Jul 2025
wake up, see bags are down, dont give a fuck. why?
bc in 6 months this shit will be 100x and ill be ordering beer towers by the dozen at some mexican beach
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