copywriter. jack of all internets.

Joined May 2009
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Pittsburgh in win now mode this season.
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…
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stop the presses
Sunday’s crossword puzzle in the print edition of The New York Times Magazine contains a grid that does not match the clues. The correct version of the puzzle can be found in the news section of Sunday’s print edition of The Times. The puzzle on our app is correct.
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If everyone questioned everything they saw online like they do on April 1st — the world would be a much better place.
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i judge olympic snowboarding tricks strictly by how stoked the announcer is. hell yeah, stomp that landing on the backside switch loopty loop turn style grab.
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My phone has been on silent since I had a Motorola Razr.
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Do y'all turn your ringer off on your phone before going to bed?
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some of you are too young to remember, but this was the biggest political scandal in 2014.
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This franchise is a joke and I am the punchline for spending too much mental energy on this team.
ESPN Sources: the Cleveland Browns are hiring former Ravens offensive coordinator Todd Monken as their next head coach.
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ALT Steve Austin Stone Cold GIF

NYC is forecasted to get 3–16 inches of snow this weekend. And we’re ready. We’ll issue a Code Blue later today, and outreach workers will ramp up efforts to connect unhoused New Yorkers to safe shelter. Tomorrow, we'll begin pre-snow treatment, brining highways and major streets. Once the storm hits, @NYCSanitation and city workers will be out around the clock, keeping our city moving.
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I need to not love the @Browns as much as I do.
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Austin Hunt retweeted
The Waffle House CEO passed away this week and the No. 1 offensive line recruit in the country leads his team out on the field carrying a Waffle House flag just a few days later. It doesn’t get any more American than this.
Five-star OT Jackson Cantwell leads his team onto the field carrying…a Waffle House flag
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the calm before the stormy jams @phishmondegreen
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almost that time!
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Austin Hunt retweeted
New York City is living in the future!!! Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.

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joe hasn’t posted a score since 2018. a lot can happen in 6 years.
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Austin Hunt retweeted
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Just two men arguing about their golf game. America.

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every presidential candidate should have their golf handicap listed on the ballot
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my time is now.
Start prepping for that job interview by working on your short game
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Looks like @ETSU_MGolf needs a @ShipSticks NIL deal 💰
Nice of @Delta to handle our clubs with such care…
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Austin Hunt retweeted
17 May 2024
Pretty sure he was just driving into the golf course, Joe
No one should be jailed for simply using or possessing marijuana.
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