copywriter. jack of all internets.
Joined May 2009
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May 15
Pittsburgh in win now mode this season.
May 14
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.
Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
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Apr 19
stop the presses
Apr 18
Sunday’s crossword puzzle in the print edition of The New York Times Magazine contains a grid that does not match the clues. The correct version of the puzzle can be found in the news section of Sunday’s print edition of The Times. The puzzle on our app is correct.
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Apr 1
If everyone questioned everything they saw online like they do on April 1st — the world would be a much better place.
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Feb 6
i judge olympic snowboarding tricks strictly by how stoked the announcer is. hell yeah, stomp that landing on the backside switch loopty loop turn style grab.
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Feb 2
My phone has been on silent since I had a Motorola Razr.
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Jan 31
some of you are too young to remember, but this was the biggest political scandal in 2014.
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Jan 28
This franchise is a joke and I am the punchline for spending too much mental energy on this team.
Jan 28
ESPN Sources: the Cleveland Browns are hiring former Ravens offensive coordinator Todd Monken as their next head coach.
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Jan 23
NYC is forecasted to get 3–16 inches of snow this weekend. And we’re ready.
We’ll issue a Code Blue later today, and outreach workers will ramp up efforts to connect unhoused New Yorkers to safe shelter.
Tomorrow, we'll begin pre-snow treatment, brining highways and major streets. Once the storm hits, @NYCSanitation and city workers will be out around the clock, keeping our city moving.
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Austin Hunt retweeted
14 Sep 2024
The Waffle House CEO passed away this week and the No. 1 offensive line recruit in the country leads his team out on the field carrying a Waffle House flag just a few days later.
It doesn’t get any more American than this.
13 Sep 2024
Five-star OT Jackson Cantwell leads his team onto the field carrying…a Waffle House flag
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Austin Hunt retweeted
8 Jul 2024
New York City is living in the future!!!
Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.
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28 Jun 2024
joe hasn’t posted a score since 2018. a lot can happen in 6 years.
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28 Jun 2024
every presidential candidate should have their golf handicap listed on the ballot
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13 Jun 2024
my time is now.
13 Jun 2024
Start prepping for that job interview by working on your short game
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Austin Hunt retweeted
17 May 2024
Pretty sure he was just driving into the golf course, Joe
17 May 2024
No one should be jailed for simply using or possessing marijuana.
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29 Apr 2024
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