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I would endure 1000 woke Ghostbusters remakes if it meant that The Office never existed
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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7 Jul 2020
imagine talking to an inmate in a cell
“hey so you can get out of here and walk completely free and it’s not even on your criminal record, you just can’t go to the roller derby anymore.”
“um, wow, no thanks, I’m gonna fight this. it is my Right To Derb.”
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Whenever I see shit like this, I think of Slime's "gotta derb" tweet. Insanely evergreen
I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time.
I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye.
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Obviously the bans the derb tweet was referencing were WAY more serious but idk dude in general you can just play a different game? Join other communities??
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This woman recently became Beach [REAL] and you can too! For just 3 small payments of 19.95
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Jun 10
Listen to women
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They really are just like me fr fr
Two hares going at it. Female hares will often "box" a male hare to test if he is worthy of being a mate
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Jun 10
sunken cost fallacy is hard but its never too late. you can make up for those lost years by honoring your inner, and future, self. i want to grow into a wrinkled grandma covered in tattoos/piercings with a short grey perm. i couldnt imagine growing old before but now i cant wait.
i never really see anyone say this but if you're like an "old man" or whatever you can absolutely still transition!! being transgender is not just a thing for young people and we're gonna love you 🫶 you're welcome here
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Jun 10
thoughts and prayers
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It is imperative to shake one's ass a little bit every now and again
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The fit of a girl who went to a trans poetry reading
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Face of a girl who is happy cause she went to a trans poetry reading everyone was v nice to her
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Face of a girl who is happy cause she went to a trans poetry reading everyone was v nice to her
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Howdy! I’m searching for job opportunities in Washington DC
Relevant experience includes
- Interned for the Utah House of Representatives
- Interned for the US House of Representatives
- Canvassed for Andrew Yang in 2020
If you have or know of opportunities please shoot a dm
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Austin retweeted
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leftists have literally have no argument against this
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lotta people chirping about this because they don't wanna remember Haliburton stunting on them
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You feel like you did not deserve to lose to the Hali Pacers. We feel like we did not deserve to lose Hali in game 7 of the greatest run in our franchise's history. Sports, like life, is both cruel and beautiful. You need to reflect on the beauty, or youre left only with cruelty.
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